Phantom
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- Location
- NE Victoria Australia
Three bandits were captured in Mexico and were to be shot next day
The bandits discussed their predicament and one had an idea...........
he said You know how Mexicans are afraid of natural disasters? Well wait till order to fire and yell out a natural disaster.The firing squad will flee leaving us to make our escape
Next day they took one of the bandits in front of the firing squad
Ready ...Aim....FLOOD !! yells the first bandit.The firing squad took cover leaving the bandit to make his escape
Now it was the second bandits turn
Ready...Aim...EARTHQUAKE !!! yells the second bandit.Again the firing squad flees leaving the bandit to make his escape
Now they try the third bandit.The bandit thought this was going to be a pushover
Ready....Aim....FIRE !! yells the third bandit ...............................................................................
The bandits discussed their predicament and one had an idea...........
he said You know how Mexicans are afraid of natural disasters? Well wait till order to fire and yell out a natural disaster.The firing squad will flee leaving us to make our escape
Next day they took one of the bandits in front of the firing squad
Ready ...Aim....FLOOD !! yells the first bandit.The firing squad took cover leaving the bandit to make his escape
Now it was the second bandits turn
Ready...Aim...EARTHQUAKE !!! yells the second bandit.Again the firing squad flees leaving the bandit to make his escape
Now they try the third bandit.The bandit thought this was going to be a pushover
Ready....Aim....FIRE !! yells the third bandit ...............................................................................