Too good not to share

[Bretrick]

Two female neighbours were chatting across the fence.
One asked "What is the best form of birth control after 50?"
The other lady responded, "Nudity"

Two men were having a beer at the pub.
One pipes up, "You know why a woman's work is never done?"
"They don't get up early enough"

 

[IrishEyes]

Two female neighbours were chatting across the fence.
One asked "What is the best form of birth control after 50?"
The other lady responded, "Nudity"

Two men were having a beer at the pub.
One pipes up, "You know why a woman's work is never done?"
"They don't get up early enough"

One and one from me, good try though!

 

[robin416]

One and one from me, good try though!

Ditto from me too.

 

[gruntlabor]

(groan)

A rabbi, a priest and a minister walk into a bar,
The bartender says, What is this, a joke?