Falcon
DV8
- Location
- So. California
A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle
of Turpentine.
He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.
A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he
had.
The little boy said, 'This is the most powerful liquid
in the world; it's called Turpentine'
The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the
world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant
woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.'
The little boy replied, 'If you rub turpentine on a
cat's ass, he'll pass a Harley Davidson!'
of Turpentine.
He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.
A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he
had.
The little boy said, 'This is the most powerful liquid
in the world; it's called Turpentine'
The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the
world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant
woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.'
The little boy replied, 'If you rub turpentine on a
cat's ass, he'll pass a Harley Davidson!'