jujube
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I have no idea who originated this, but I think it's hilarious. Prepare to be offended.
'Twas the night before Christmas:
8:00 p.m. - I made a snowman
8:10 p.m. - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snowwoman.
8:15 p.m. - So I made a snow woman.
8:17 p.m. - My feminist neighbor complained about the snowwoman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snowwomen everywhere.
8:20 pm - The gay couple living nearby objected that it could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 p.m. - The transgender man/woman/person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 p.m. - The Vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to be used to decorate snow figures.
8:28 p.m. - I was called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 p.m. - The Middle Eastern gent across the road demanded the snowwoman be covered up.
8:40 p.m. - The police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 p.m. - The feminist neighbor complained again that the snowwoman's broomstick needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 p.m. - The town's equality officer responded and threatened me with a ticket.
8:45 p.m. - A mainstream media news crew showed up. I was asked if I knew the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? I replied "Snowballs" and now I'm called a sexist.
9:00 p.m. - I was portrayed by the media as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe, sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during periods of "frightful outdoor weather".
9:10 p.m. - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were then taken by social services.
9:29 p.m. - Far left protestors offended by everything, marched down the street demanding that I be arrested.
Moral of the story:
There is no moral to this story. This is what we have become, all because of snowflakes.
'Twas the night before Christmas:
8:00 p.m. - I made a snowman
8:10 p.m. - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snowwoman.
8:15 p.m. - So I made a snow woman.
8:17 p.m. - My feminist neighbor complained about the snowwoman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snowwomen everywhere.
8:20 pm - The gay couple living nearby objected that it could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 p.m. - The transgender man/woman/person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 p.m. - The Vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to be used to decorate snow figures.
8:28 p.m. - I was called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 p.m. - The Middle Eastern gent across the road demanded the snowwoman be covered up.
8:40 p.m. - The police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 p.m. - The feminist neighbor complained again that the snowwoman's broomstick needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 p.m. - The town's equality officer responded and threatened me with a ticket.
8:45 p.m. - A mainstream media news crew showed up. I was asked if I knew the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? I replied "Snowballs" and now I'm called a sexist.
9:00 p.m. - I was portrayed by the media as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe, sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during periods of "frightful outdoor weather".
9:10 p.m. - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were then taken by social services.
9:29 p.m. - Far left protestors offended by everything, marched down the street demanding that I be arrested.
Moral of the story:
There is no moral to this story. This is what we have become, all because of snowflakes.
