very silly joke

[jet]

'Doctor, doctor, I have a carrot sticking out my left ear, a chocolate bar in my right ear and a green bean up my nose'


Doctor: 'You are not eating properly'

 

[Disgustedman]

"Nothing starts with N"

 

[jujube]

"Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I touch here...and here....and here....and here. What's wrong with me?"

"You have a broken index finger."

 

[jujube]

Doctor: "Well, I've run all the tests and my conclusion is that you're crazy."

Patient: "What? That's all you can say....I'm crazy? How can you say that? I demand a second opinion....I have insurance and I know I'm entitled to a second opinion! I WANT A SECOND OPINION, DAMMIT!"

Doctor: "OK, you're ugly, too."

 

[Trila]

Pirate: Argh! Doctor, take a look...I've got moles on me back!I

Doctor (after examining the Pirate's back): It's ok, they're benign.

Pirate: Look again Doc. Argh! I think they be eleven!!

 

[win231]

"Doctor, I wish you would change my prescription. These suppositories taste terrible."

 

[Trila]