Rudolph, who lived in Communist Russia, looked out one day and remarked, "It is raining, Comrade Wife."
"No, Comrade Husband," she replied. "It is snowing."
"No, I insist! It is definitely raining, Comrade Wife!"
"You are wrong, as usual, Comrade Husband. You don't know what you are talking about. It was snowing earlier and it is still snowing."
He turned to her and stated between clenched teeth, "Comrade Wife! Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."