Wedding Gift Registry

[SeaBreeze]

Jacob, age 92 and Rebecca, age 89,are all excited about their decision to get married.

They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and, on the way, they pass a chemist. Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers, "Yes."


Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."


Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds "


Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."


Jacob: "How about suppositories?"

Pharmacist: "You bet!"


Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and Alzheimer's?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."


Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for
Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."


Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"

Pharmacist: "We sure do."


Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."


Jacob: "Adult incontinence pants?"

Pharmacist: "Sure."


Jacob: " Great!...we'd like to use this store for our wedding gift registry." ld:

 

[Falcon]

Funny ! On 2nd thought...........NOT so funny.