What’s something that everyone, absolutely everyone, in the entire world can agree on?

Healthy humans typically are born with a head, hair, two eyes, a nose, a mouth, two ears, two arms, two hands, two legs and two feet (plus everything else associated with being human - organs, spine, etc). Also, that human children lose their first teeth by a certain age. Also, humans typically gain wisdom teeth by a certain age. Of course, there are variations as when children are born deformed, but that's another story.
 

What’s something that everyone, absolutely everyone, in the entire world can agree on?​


Sex........is........gooooooood!!!

absolutely everyone, even the animals can agree on this​


Ah, but monks, you say

Heh

Not so fast;

A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old texts by hand. He notices, however, that they are copying copies, and not the original books.

So, the new monk goes to the head monk to ask him about this. He points out that if there was an error in the first copy, that error would be continued in all of the other copies. The head monk says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son."

So, he goes down into the cellar with one of the copies to check it against the original. Hours later, nobody has seen him. So, one of the monks goes downstairs to look for him. He hears sobbing coming from the back of the cellar and finds the old monk leaning over one of the original books crying. He asks what's wrong.

"The word is celebrate not celibate," says the old monk with tears in his eyes.​
 
Gary O' said:

What’s something that everyone, absolutely everyone, in the entire world can agree on?​


Sex........is........gooooooood!!!

absolutely everyone, even the animals can agree on this​


Ah, but monks, you say

Heh

Not so fast;

A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old texts by hand. He notices, however, that they are copying copies, and not the original books.

So, the new monk goes to the head monk to ask him about this. He points out that if there was an error in the first copy, that error would be continued in all of the other copies. The head monk says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son."

So, he goes down into the cellar with one of the copies to check it against the original. Hours later, nobody has seen him. So, one of the monks goes downstairs to look for him. He hears sobbing coming from the back of the cellar and finds the old monk leaning over one of the original books crying. He asks what's wrong.

"The word is celebrate not celibate," says the old monk with tears in his eyes.​
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Love that one :ROFLMAO:
 
Mitch86 said:
I believe we ALL die in time and simply cease to exist. I also believe that blessed death ends all pain and suffering. In the end every human organism is kaput between ages 90 and 110. The vast majority never get past age 90.
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Well, since I'll be 89 next month, I guess I at least have another year to look forward to according to you. You forget kinetic energy not being able to be created nor destroyed. The vessel wears out and becomes useless for sure, but that energy which contains all the atoms and minerals found in stardust, well, it gives some pause to think about many possibilities. Let's hope I break that 90 yr. old record.
 
Gary O' said:

What’s something that everyone, absolutely everyone, in the entire world can agree on?​


Sex........is........gooooooood!!!

absolutely everyone, even the animals can agree on this​


Ah, but monks, you say

Heh

Not so fast;

A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old texts by hand. He notices, however, that they are copying copies, and not the original books.

So, the new monk goes to the head monk to ask him about this. He points out that if there was an error in the first copy, that error would be continued in all of the other copies. The head monk says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son."

So, he goes down into the cellar with one of the copies to check it against the original. Hours later, nobody has seen him. So, one of the monks goes downstairs to look for him. He hears sobbing coming from the back of the cellar and finds the old monk leaning over one of the original books crying. He asks what's wrong.

"The word is celebrate not celibate," says the old monk with tears in his eyes.​
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It's good for men. For women it can be meh. Now I know this will burst a lot of guys' bubbles but women can and do fake orgasms. It's like a gene we're born with or something. Also it saves us time if something important is going on in our minds while in the middle of sex.

The monk story was very cute however. 🤣
 
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Indisputable fact..... :ROFLMAO:
 

What’s something that everyone, absolutely everyone, in the entire world can agree on?​


If a person has a big fat a**e and bends down quickly, then the rear seam of their trousers could easily rip open. Well, I've got a lot of trousers that could do with repairing. ☺️
 
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