hollydolly
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Yes, there must be more than 400?if you click on the smiley emoticon in the reply box, thenn scroll down, you'll find loads more there.,
Not always in the Arctic or Antarctic...The sun rises in the East.
I say you will! I'm counting on YOU!Let's hope I break that 90 yr. old record.
Gravity is a myth! The Earth sucks!
Gravity.
I am doing my best, Pepper. I am told I do not look nor act my age. Don't know if that's a compliment or not, but I'll let it go.I say you will! I'm counting on YOU!![]()
I respectfully disagree! (Just kidding.)There is one thing everyone in the world can agree on and that is - we cannot agree on anything!
Well technically the sun doesn't do anything. The earth spins on its axis from west to east.The sun rises in the East.
Not everyone enjoys sex. Some women have ailments that cause sex to be painful. Others simply don't want to be bothered with it. Just sayin.....What’s something that everyone, absolutely everyone, in the entire world can agree on?
Sex........is........gooooooood!!!
absolutely everyone, even the animals can agree on this
Ah, but monks, you say
Heh
Not so fast;
A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old texts by hand. He notices, however, that they are copying copies, and not the original books.
So, the new monk goes to the head monk to ask him about this. He points out that if there was an error in the first copy, that error would be continued in all of the other copies. The head monk says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son."
So, he goes down into the cellar with one of the copies to check it against the original. Hours later, nobody has seen him. So, one of the monks goes downstairs to look for him. He hears sobbing coming from the back of the cellar and finds the old monk leaning over one of the original books crying. He asks what's wrong.
"The word is celebrate not celibate," says the old monk with tears in his eyes.
Well, if so, I wish they'd hurry up about it.It's good for men. For women it can be meh. Now I know this will burst a lot of guys' bubbles but women can and do fake orgasms. It's like a gene we're born with or something. Also it saves us time if something important is going on in our minds while in the middle of sex.
I am sorry, I completely disagree with your assessment of women and sex but only in my case, as I know it.It's good for men. For women it can be meh. Now I know this will burst a lot of guys' bubbles but women can and do fake orgasms. It's like a gene we're born with or something. Also it saves us time if something important is going on in our minds while in the middle of sex.
The monk story was very cute however.![]()