What did Adam say to his wife the first December 24th.

[ronaldj]

Merry Christmas, Eve

 

[Flarbalard]

Sigh, apples again....

 

[Paladin1950]

 

[horseless carriage]

What did Adam say to his wife the first December 24th?​

Hells bells, have you given the credit card a hammering...............or what?

 

[George1959]

"Damn it Eve, still 4000 jears until Jesus comes." (As I remember, someone who didn't believe in the evolution tried to deduct the date of the Creation of the universe from the Genesis in the Old Testament and got 6000 years as a result. Since Jesus was born a little more than 2000 years ago, there are 4000 years left).

 

[Naturally]

Merry Christmas, Eve

I give it two-thirds of a pun ... PU
... and stolen

 

[ohioboy]

Get dressed, we're going out.

 

[oldaunt]

He said "what Christmas". It hadn't been invented yet. And since the calendar hadn't either, he didn't know what day it was anyway.

 

[chic]

That was terrible. If eggs weren't so expensive I know what I'd do with the rest of my dozen.

 

[OldFeller]

What did Eve say that same night?

Is that a Holly tree branch or are you just glad to see me?

 

[Fyrefox]

“You had to eat the apple, Eve…now we’re cursed with having to eat bad fruitcake for all time!”