Cricket. Gawd spare us. What a waste of a day out... but some are addicted, mainly couch potatoes and drunks but there you go.
Here are the Rules. I do suggest you at all at least try to read some of this, especially those who appreciate "Who's on First."
You have two sides, one out in the field and one in.
Each man that’s in the side that’s in goes out, and when he’s out he comes in and the next man goes in until he’s out.
When they are all out, the side that’s out comes in and the side that’s been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out.
Sometimes you get men still in and not out.
When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in.
There are two men called umpires who stay out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out.
When both sides have been in and all the men have gone out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game!
- See more at:
http://www.melcarson.com/rules-of-cricket-simplified.html#sthash.colgMXqQ.dpuf
And that is a perfectly legitimate description. Still wanna watch it?
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