What is it about Fluorescent Lighting?

[Lon]

[h=2][/h]

OK--I'm old and a little vain, but Holy Godzilla, looking in the mirror while shaving this morning scared the hell out of me. Every pore, every blemish, blue veins and bruises, nostril & ear hairs were prominently displayed in the mirror. Surely that is not really me, there must be some terrible mistake. I am going to the hardware store right off and see if I can't find some lighting that will show the real me and not some ancient blue tinged creature.​

 

[Laurie]

My wife was once bemoaning that very fact, the lighting was too harsh, and an acid tongued "friend" agreed that she thought my wife was looking a little haggard.

Quick as a flash my lovely one responded "Why you cheeky b***h! I'd slap your face but I'm allergic to leather".

Quickly became known as one of the best local one-liners of all time!