What would your wishes be?

Evada

Evada

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A genie grants a man three wishes ... "Whatever you wish for your ex-wife gets double"​

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" What is your first wish?" Asked the genie. "I wish for $10 million." Said the man. " Okay, your ex-wife gets $20 million. Next?" " Okay, I wish for a mansion." "Done, your ex now has 2 mansions. What is your final wish?" The man pauses to think carefully. "I wish for you to donate one of my kidneys."
 
I wrote a beer TV commercial once but I never pitched it.

A guy cracks open a can of Coors Light and I Dream of Jeannie star Barbara Eden appears in her genie outfit...offers him 3 wishes. The guy says, "I want to be Rich. I want to be famous. And I want all of the women to love me!"

Genie says, "Yes Master." Then you flash forward...the camera pans out...and it's Richard Simmons in his yoga outfit, with all of the large women in the audience screaming, "We love you Rich!!"

Then the guy looks at himself up and down and says, "Ah, what the hell! C'mon people! 4 more...3 more...2...more and he starts dancing. The commercial ends with Barbara Eden giggling.

Yup. Genie turned the guy into Richard Simmons. I just thought it could be a hoot of a TV ad. ;)

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Beezer said:
I wrote a beer TV commercial once but I never pitched it.

A guy cracks open a can of Coors Light and I Dream of Jeannie star Barbara Eden appears in her genie outfit...offers him 3 wishes. The guy says, "I want to be Rich. I want to be famous. And I want all of the women to love me!"

Genie says, "Yes Master." Then you flash forward...the camera pans out...and it's Richard Simmons in his yoga outfit, with all of the large women in the audience screaming, "We love you Rich!!"

Then the guy looks at himself up and down and says, "Ah, what the hell! C'mon people! 4 more...3 more...2...more and he starts dancing. The commercial ends with Barbara Eden giggling.

Yup. Genie turned the guy into Richard Simmons. I just thought it could be a hoot of a TV ad. ;)

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Never heard of Richard Simmons (I don't watch TV, I'm sick of media's lies). So, anyway, did you pitch anything else? Are you behind any commercial/s? One has to be quite well-connected to pitch, right? Nobody (important, that is) would listen to me or to some Joe-6-pack ...
 
Beezer said:
This surprises me. Simmons was a fitness guru in the 80's and 90's...he's very well known.
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I have no heroes; I don’t give a damn on celebs or whatever media’s darlings. Without ever having a “fitness guru” I was (and still am) in pretty good shape 👇 (that’s a 2 decades old pic).

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