In high school, the Spanish teacher threw a party at the end of the year. He declared anyone who speaks the most Spanish during the evening will win a big prize. So, being the quintessential clown, I just babbled incoherent gibberish all through the night. Surprise! Surprise! I won!!! The prize was a 45rpm of "The Twist" in Spanish. Maybe not the biggest prize ever but most assuredly the best.