What's the difference between....

[jujube]

....a bowl of wilted lettuce and a depressing song?

....a cat and a comma?

.....bird flu and swine flu?

.....a hippo and a Zippo?

......Democracy and Feudalism?

.....a politician and a flying pig?

.....people in Dubai and Abu Dhabi when it comes to watching The Flintstones cartoons?

......a religious shop and an atheistic shop?

 

[hollydolly]

People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones
, but the people in Abu Dhabi-Do

 

[Gary O']

Well now, this thread should be interesting

 

[dseag2]

.....a politician and a flying pig?

The pig has wings?

 

[Gary O']

People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones
, but the people in Abu Dhabi-Do

....a politician and a flying pig?

The pig has wings?

Oh, you guys are gooooood

....a cat and a comma?

The comma only has one pause
The cat has four paws...or something like that

 

[Gary O']

.....a hippo and a Zippo?

the space of 18 letters?

 

[jujube]

Holly has it!

I'll give answers tomorrow.

 

[Gary O']

......Democracy and Feudalism?

With a democracy you think you own something

 

[NorthernLight]

....a bowl of wilted lettuce and a depressing song?

One's a bad salad and one's a sad ballad?

 

[NorthernLight]

......Democracy and Feudalism?

Your vote doesn't count vs your count doesn't vote?

 

[jujube]

OK, here are the answers:

....a bowl of wilted lettuce and a depressing song?

Northern Light got it. A bad salad and a sad ballad.

....a cat and a comma?

Gary was working on it. A cat has claws at the end of its paws...a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.

.....bird flu and swine flu?

One requires tweetment and the other one requires oinkment.

.....a hippo and a Zippo?

One is very heavy and the other one is a little lighter.

......Democracy and Feudalism?

Northern Light for the win again. In one it's your vote that counts; in the other it's your count that votes.
Gary....so true, so true...

.....a politician and a flying pig?

Dseag had a good answer. The other answer: Just an f.

.....people in Dubai and Abu Dhabi when it comes to watching The Flintstones cartoons?

Holly for the win!

......a religious shop and an atheistic shop?

One is non-profit and the other is non-prophet.

 

[Gary O']

Hey @jujube

These were gooooood

.....especially the one about the lying pig

More, please