Whats the most embarrasing thing you've been involved in?

You'll just have to trust me on this one, if I went into any more detail I would undoubtedly get banned but it involved a moment of extreme passion with my girlfriend of the moment on what I took to be a deserted beach while on holiday on the Isle of Man ........ and the five nuns who suddenly appeared as if from thin air.
 

Shalimar said:
For me, it was when the elastic on my bikini underwear failed while I was standing in a moving bus in Vancouver. I was very young, absolutely mortified, but picked them up off the floor, put them in my pocket, and pretended nothing had happened. Lol.
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Oh, I have a couple similar type experiences. Long ago, (this goes back to my teens) remember pettipants? I stood up after class and they dropped to my knees. I wiggled them up somehow and held them at my waist and with the help of a friend, got to the girls room. Had a few wardrobe malfunctions in my day, haha!
 
When I went to have a medical test once. Bad design for a lab - the waiting room was between the changing room and the exam room. Patients had to walk through the waiting room with an open back gown on. The nurse apologized for it, but I said, "If people want to look, they'll get what they deserve." Still.....
 

I think real life is funnier than any of the sitcoms we see on TV. If we can laugh about it afterwards, some of these things are funny and worth sharing. Once I was walking into work when I turned my head and realized my short sleeved sweater was inside out, seams showing, tag in the back. It was a lacy type of knit that really looked much the same on either side. What can you do? I just kept walking and darted into the first women's room I saw! We would see guys walking in with fabric softener sheets stuck to their backsides. One time a lady walked out with part of her dress stuck inside her pantyhose--now I didn't see it myself ( I probably would have run up to her to tell her) but the guys were laughing their butts off that day.
 
As a teenager, my bedroom window was just about level with the top step of the back porch. One Saturday I was suppose to be cleaning my room. I had my Rock and roll music blasting, I was still in my nightgown and had curlers in my hair. Instead of cleaning I was dancing with the mop. The milkman came to collect and stood on the porch and watched the whole show. To make it worse,he looked to be about my age and was drop dead handsome. He also had a grin on his face. I was so mortified I actually thought of drinking the bottle of Windex just to end it all.
 
Bennet Cerf was NY publisher and Broadway backer or something. He was on "What's My Line?"- a kind of celebrity guessing show in the 50s-60s. When I was in the Navy and in NYC, I got free tickets to see a Broadway play. Waiting for the performance, people started to whisper, "Bennet Cerf". My buddy didn't know who that was. I began running the guy down, how he made those awful puns, how bad of a player he was. Just going on and on about who bad he was. Well, guess who was sitting directly in front of me, less than a foot away.
 
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