What did you want to be when you were growing up? What did you become?
I've posted this too many times, but the question keeps popping up....
When I was about four, five maybe, all I wanted to become was a cop.
Not a Dragnet, Sgt Friday cop, but one that wore the blue, the boots, the service cap, the badge, theâŚgunâŚand holster.
OH YEAAAH
Not a doubt in my mind.
Thing is, I was never around cops per se, at least not for a few years.
So all I had for ready reference was the local service station guy. The âalmost a copâ guy.
He had a uniform, and if I recall, had some sorta badge.
And he had a service cap. The one with the glossy bill, and high rise front.
Yeah, he was almost a cop.
I always liked stopping there.
âFillâer up?
âEthyl?â
Heâd get the pump going, cranking the numbers to zero, sticking the nozzle in, flipping the lever, filling the back seat with the glorious aroma of gas fumes of which I breathed deep (couldnât get enough).
âCheck âat oil?â
He lifted the hood and didâŚ.something, appearing at the driverâs door, showing Dad the dip stick, resting it in display on a really cool red rag, then tucking that rag in his back pocket. Letting half of it stick outâŚâŚcool.
Sometimes heâd go to the rack of oil, grab wunna the glass bottles with a stainless steel spout, and pour in a bit of oil.
Then heâd spray the windshield with some sorta soapy liquid, wiping all that off with the magic blue towel until the grime and streaks was totally gone. All the while talking about the weather or the âdamn Yankeesâ, or Joe Louis.
And he had BOâŚyeah, real big guy aromaâŚ..wow.
Man, I wanted to be him, only Iâd strap on a gun, as that was the only thing his was missing.
What a cool job!
Just doinâ that all day long.
âCheck âat oil?â
âWhuddaya think about them damn Yankees?â
tuck
wipe
pump
âŚ.kids in the back seat, lookinâ at me in aweâŚwide eyes ogling my holsterâŚand ivory gun handleâŚ.and red rag.
One day me and Dad were headinâ down the road.
Just him and me,
and he sez, âWhaddya wanna be when you grow up?â
âA service station guy!â
Things kinda turned south right then.
Dads.
Go figure.
Whud he do for a living? Work in a warehouse?
Prolly jealous.
After that, I never shared my true thoughts with himâŚ.for yearsâŚ.decades maybe.
Heh, turns out folks rather frown on service stations guysâŚ.with guns.
But, hey, if that ever happensâŚâŚ..