When I Was Young

When I was a kid I had to take care of a praying mantis over a weekend. It was part of a school project.....Many years ago. I think it's probably dead now. I named it Bernie. It wasn't really too smart.....Never answered to its name.

As for feeding it, well, I was told that it really liked flies. Live flies....I used to chase flies around the backyard trying to catch them with a butterfly net. When I had caught one I'd take it to Bernie and put the fly in his glass jar...And watch....Not much happened as I think Bernie was afraid of the fly.

I would leave them to-gether, the fly and the praying mantis thinking maybe they would become friends. When I returned the fly was gone. I think he flew away.......Bernie was smoking a cigarette and I think he burped.....

I also had a pet guppy named Alvin. He used to swim around in his tank. Our cat, yes, I had one, took a great interest in the guppy, Bert, that was his name although, after he had kittens, we changed her name to Bertha, always spent a lot of time sitting beside the fish tank.

Anyway, one day I looked into the tank to see how Alvin was doing. I couldn't find him.

Bertha was sitting beside the fish tank and I think she burped....

When I was about ten my Uncle Doug took me fishing. Needless to say, I caught a largemouth bass. I told Uncle Doug that I wanted to take it home to show my parents.I named the fish Herbie.....

So, he put Herbie, the bass, into a large bucket and , when I got home, bucket with Herbie swimming around inside, I ran into the house to show everyone my huge new pet fish...Nobody was home.

So, I did what any kid would do. I filled up the bathtub, put Herbie into the tub and went out to play.....

Anyway, eventually my parents returned home and later that evening I was called in for dinner. We had fish....

After supper I hurried into the bathroom to see how Herbie was doing....He wasn't there..

I think I burped...…
 

For some reason, your great story reminded me of Timothy by the Buoys 1971.

[FONT=&quot]"A mind that is stretched by a new experience can never go back to its old dimensions." - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

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The 70's definitely stretched your poor old Aunt Bea's mind!


 


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