When I was young

[Mr. Ed]

When I was young I was attracted to older women. Now that I am a senior my attraction to older women remains the same except now there is little or no age difference.

I am in heaven because older women are the same age as I am.

By the way, I am very happily married without fear of drifting away. However, beauty is in the eye of the beholder and if you look closely, beauty is everywhere.

 

[Aunt Bea]

 

[Pepper]

Oh, @Aunt Bea
An example of why I love you!

 

[Mr. Ed]

Beauty has no bounds

 

[jujube]

I've heard that the ideal husband would be an archeologist. The older you get, the more he'd appreciate you.

 

[horseless carriage]

I've heard that the ideal husband would be an archeologist. The older you get, the more he'd appreciate you.

My wife is like fine wine. the more she matures the better she gets.

 

[jujube]

My wife is like fine wine. the more she matures the better she gets.

Yeah, but then you get vinegary and your cork dries up and falls out.