When Osama bin Laden Died

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Osama bin Laden died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!"

Patrick Henry approached,
Punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but You Failed!"

James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said,
"This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Osama with a long cane and snarled
"It was Evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of
Independence."

The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe
And 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist Leader.

As Osama lay bleeding and in pain, an angel appeared. Bin Laden
wept and said, "This is not what you promised me."

The angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?"
 
In the monastery all the monks were busy copying scriptures.

Fra Earnest went down to the basement to look at the originals for a word.

He was gone for several hours , and the rest got worried, so Father Abbot went down there to see.

He found Brother Earnest sitting down against the wall, crying his eyes out.

The Abbot asked what was wrong and Fra Earnest cried, "The word is CELEBRATE" !!!!
 
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