Where were you when you heard Miss Piggy and Kermit broke up?

[fuzzybuddy]

Of course, you remember exactly where you were when Miss Piggy and her Kermie broke up. When interviewed Miss Piggy said, " Moi, and the frog are over". Kermit was too busy being green to answer reporters.
Miss Piggy...........
Apparently, some people were off the planet when the first devastating news of the breakup flashed across the globe. I'm sorry to be the bearer of such devastating news.
This scene will never happen- a tragic loss to mankind and Pigdom.

 

[StarSong]

Right here. Six minutes ago. Can't speak - too bereft.

 

[Pepper]

Right here. Six minutes ago. Can't speak - too bereft.

What? You mean it's real?

 

[PeppermintPatty]

Oh noooo! They broke up. How heartbreaking!

 

[StarSong]

What? You mean it's real?

Learned it right here from @fuzzybuddy. He wouldn't pull our legs over such a serious matter, would he?

 

[jujube]

In the checkout line at the grocery store. All the scandal mags had it on their covers and I was weeping so hard I could hardly see the slot for my charge card.

I broke down in the parking lot and was wailing so loudly someone called the cops and they Baker Acted me.

I'm getting out tomorrow. I have nothing else to live for.....

 

[Aunt Bea]

Too soon?

 

[JustBonee]

Missed the news … must not have been on TMZ .

 

[Mr. Ed]

I don't follow the tabloids

 

[Pepper]

He's Free! He's Short! He's Green!
Kermie, look over here Kermie!

 

[timoc]

Kermit had been telling 'porky pies' (lies) and now Pinky has a frog in her throat.

 

[fuzzybuddy]

Too soon?

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That's beautiful.

 

[Trish]

They broke up! Miss Piggy and Kermit broke up????

 

[Bella]

Where were you when you heard Miss Piggy and Kermit broke up?​

I was on Sesame Street.

 

[Pappy]

Eating frog legs…

 

[Aunt Bea]

Eating frog legs…

Here ya go, @Pappy!

 

[Aunt Bea]

This has always been a favorite from the music legend!

 

[horseless carriage]

Pinky has a frog in her throat.

Pinky does fellatio? They didn't screen that on the BBC!

 

[papa tiger]

Was that really a piggy surprise? N
Kermit was such a Frogs throat J.A.

 

[LoveTulips]

You broke my heart.

 

[Dave03]

As long as he doesn't start dating a Kardashian, I'm cool with it.

 

[Olivia]

What? You mean it's real?

Who got the kids?

 

[Pepper]

Who got the kids?

There were kids??????????

 

[Eupher]

Word on the street was, Kermit was pimping out Meryl Sheep, who had become addicted to meth. It was an ugly situation, but Kermit tried to keep it on the down low. That worked for a while, but Statler and Waldorf narked on him. Miss Piggy was devastated, of course, but after she sought and received counseling, she turned out stronger for it.

Kermit, I'm afraid, turned state's evidence in his trial and is now within the Witness Protection Program, living under an assumed name in an undisclosed location.

I never did like the guy. Way too dorky, until the recreational drugs got hold of him. At that point, he became a monster, and that ain't got nothin' to do with cookies.

 

[Paladin1950]

That's probably when I was thinking about bacon and pork chops. I never think about frog legs, ugh!