Which Tooth Is it?

Meanderer

Senior Member
A man says to the dentist, "I'm in a big hurry. I have two buddies waiting for us to go deer hunting, so forget about the anesthetic. I don't have time for the gums to get numb. Just pull the tooth and be done with it! The dentist thought "This is a brave guy, to have his tooth pulled without pain killers". So he asked "Which tooth is it"? The man turned to his Wife and said, "Open your mouth, honey, and show him "?
 
Good one meanderer!! Okay, here are two more:

Q: Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?
A: Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

Q: Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused a Novocain injection during root canal treatment?
A: He wanted to transcend dental medication!

(for those unfamiliar with the term…transcendental meditation)
 
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