Will you be coming with me?

Will you be coming with me?

All aboard
Astronomers have discovered a habitable planet with water.
With a temperature range of -73 to 46 C.
Named K2-18b
The really good news?
It is a mere 9,460,730,472,580,000.8 km's from Earth. + or - 100 Billion km's

Bon voyage, Brett. 🤗 It's been nice knowing you!
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Better call the International Star Registry and have the star named after you before the rush starts. Remember when you pay your money to Rocky Mosele he will record your name and "place it in book form in the National Copyright Office".

This ripoff scam starts advertising every Christmas and just drives me crazy. It isn't illegal because they do what they say, but the whole thing is phony and steals money from gullible folks.
 
I love a good road trip, but 9 quadrillion km's. I don't think I could come up with enough mix tapes to overcome the boredom, and if I had to tune into talk radio, I would likely put a bullet in my head before I got there.

Tell you what though, if you could get them to design the Enterprise to look like a giant '57' chevy with warp drive, and if I could get them to throw in a Hollodeck, with tons of programs, a food replicator, and I could bring along a "guest", then let's boogie. I'm in.
 

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