Jillaroo
Demented
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- Mid North Coast NSW Australia
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- Thread starter Jillaroo
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jeffery 53
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NEW MUM JOKE (ANCIENT ORIGINS HOWEVER - SORRY)
New mum parks her baby's pram outside the greengrocer's. Two women walk by, peer into the pram, and walk on. One says loudly; 'You know what, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen in all my life.'
New mum bursts into tears & greengrocer pops outside to see what the noise is about. 'O I'm so unhappy!' she howls.
Greengrocer says 'There there madam, don't cry, here's a tissue for your tears -
and a banana for your monkey.'
New mum parks her baby's pram outside the greengrocer's. Two women walk by, peer into the pram, and walk on. One says loudly; 'You know what, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen in all my life.'
New mum bursts into tears & greengrocer pops outside to see what the noise is about. 'O I'm so unhappy!' she howls.
Greengrocer says 'There there madam, don't cry, here's a tissue for your tears -
and a banana for your monkey.'