Wow! Two Close Calls With the Police Tonight

Beezer

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I was driving my daughter's boyfriend home tonight on the highway. We got chatting in the car...I got distracted...and was accidently doing 110km in a posted 80km zone. The Police lights came on behind me and I figured I was dead to rights so I put on my blinker and pulled to the shoulder of the road. The Police Officer sped past me...he was on another call!

Phew!!

Then, I consumed one light beer tonight at my buddy's place and hit a Police Sobriety Roadblock on the way home! I told the Officer I had one light beer. She asked me if I used any Cannabis tonight and I replied, "No. I don't smoke up." She told me to go ahead and have a safe night.

Double Phew!!

Any of you have any close brushes with the Law you'd like to relate?
 

Ages ago when I was in my 20's. I grew up in a very strict religious environment, so I went crazy when I went to college. I was coming home from a bar one night, very inebriated, and was stopped by a police officer. He told me I had a headlight burnt out and let me go. Phew is right!

We all make our mistakes. I'm glad you are unscathed.
 
Years ago (about 36 years old) had spent 6 hours at the bar. 3 pitchers worth. Drive home and was zipping along when a sheriff deputy lit me up.

Startled, I pulled into the middle lane, he shot past. Well, after that I cut drinking a bit.
 
Driving a friend’s Lamborghini, I was so excited he finally let me! The only caution he gave me was to not get a ticket! Picked a road where I knew there were zero cross streets for a couple miles. Planted my foot and man did I fly! Wanted to hit 100 mph. Dammit if I didn’t see the cop lights behind me and had to pull over. He was parked in someone’s driveway!!

He asked me what the heck I was doing! I said I was speeding officer. That I’d always wanted to drive this car and my friend finally let me, and I wanted to make the most of it! He said yes you were speeding, do you know how fast you were going? I responded honestly, with a smile, yes, I made it to 98mph and would have gotten to my goal of 100 if you hadn’t pulled me over!

I guess my response took him by surprise because he burst out laughing! I told him I picked this stretch of road because of no cross streets etc, trying to speed responsibly! He laughed again, said sorry to ruin your day, don’t go fast any more, and let me go without a ticket!

When I got back to my friend I told him I got pulled over for doing 98! He said I told you not to get a ticket!! I smiled sweetly and said “I didn’t!” 😂
 
I was sitting in a bus terminal in Los Angeles, eating breakfast there, during the summer of 1970. 2 policemen were watching me. I didn't realize it then. I got up and went to a nearby newspaper stand to buy a copy of the Los Angeles Times. When I turned around, there were two 8 foot cops looking at me, with my long hair, tie dyed tee shirt, jeans and moccasins. One of them told me, "You're going to have to come with us." Being a dumb 20 year old, I didn't think much of it at the time.
Their squad car was parked behind the terminal. Since I knew I was going downtown, I thought I'd better comb my hair. I reached in my pants to get my comb, & one of the 8 foot cops grabbed my arm. He said, "What have you got there, a knife?" I said, "No, it's a comb! Did they think that I was going to stab them with my comb? They put handcuffs on me, and told me to get in the back seat. When we arrived at the precinct, I had mug shot taken of me. I can't remember when they took off the cuffs. I sat there in a room of about 50 cops. One came up to me and said, "Okay, tell us all about it." I was thinking, "Well I got out of bed, went to the terminal to have a bowl of bran flakes. to eat, not to smoke." I just shrugged since I didn't know what this was all about.

I was actually enjoying this. While I was handcuffed in the car, it seemed like I was in an episode of Adam-12. If I was a mature adult, I would have been so embarrassed, that I would have sued them. Being a dumb kid, I didn't realize that I could have ended up in jail.

It turned out that the night before, someone in Hollywood, robbed a book store, and I matched the description of the thief. One of the Adam-12 cops, turned on his brain, and called the book store, and described me to the owner over the phone. Turns out, the book store thief was clean shaven, and I had a goatee. Officers Reed and McCoy realized that more than likely, I couldn't have grown the goatee over night, even though I'm from New York. That was probably when they took the cuffs off.

They drove me back to the Hotel Cecil where I was staying. They even returned my copy of the L.A Times, which I thought was very nice of them. One of them said, "I hope you understand that we had to pick you up to be sure." I understood. It was a nice way to pass some time, I thought. That thought came from the mind of a dumb 20 year old.
 
I was driving my daughter's boyfriend home tonight on the highway. We got chatting in the car...I got distracted...and was accidently doing 110km in a posted 80km zone. The Police lights came on behind me and I figured I was dead to rights so I put on my blinker and pulled to the shoulder of the road. The Police Officer sped past me...he was on another call!

Phew!!

Then, I consumed one light beer tonight at my buddy's place and hit a Police Sobriety Roadblock on the way home! I told the Officer I had one light beer. She asked me if I used any Cannabis tonight and I replied, "No. I don't smoke up." She told me to go ahead and have a safe night.

Double Phew!!

Any of you have any close brushes with the Law you'd like to relate?
Obviously, you've got some good karma going on! LOL! 😜
 
I was driving my daughter's boyfriend home tonight on the highway. We got chatting in the car...I got distracted...and was accidently doing 110km in a posted 80km zone. The Police lights came on behind me and I figured I was dead to rights so I put on my blinker and pulled to the shoulder of the road. The Police Officer sped past me...he was on another call!

Phew!!

Then, I consumed one light beer tonight at my buddy's place and hit a Police Sobriety Roadblock on the way home! I told the Officer I had one light beer. She asked me if I used any Cannabis tonight and I replied, "No. I don't smoke up." She told me to go ahead and have a safe night.

Double Phew!!

Any of you have any close brushes with the Law you'd like to relate?
I woulda stopped to buy a lottery ticket. Shame to waste all that good luck!
 

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