You are in charge of saving the world

[Mr. Ed]

You are hereby appointed to save the world with Japanese 5 Elements-Godzilla
1. air
2. water
3. earth
4. fire
5. void

 

[oldaunt]

You don't want ME in charge.

 

[SmoothSeas]

well, this should prove to be an interesting thread

I'll have to revisit once there's more respondents

 

[officerripley]

Which world?

 

[Beezer]

Vegetables are very important.

I tell the whole world to Give Peas a Chance.

 

[Disgustedman]

Vegetables are very important.

I tell the whole world to Give Peas a Chance.

That's rather corny, don't you think?

 

[oldaunt]

That's rather corny, don't you think?

Lettuce not go there, please.....

 

[Beezer]

That's rather corny, don't you think?

Good retort!

My niece calls me 'Cheeseball' because I'm forever telling cheesy and corny jokes.

 

[Beezer]

You guys are so quick off the mark, I can hardly ketchup to you!

 

[oldaunt]

You guys are so quick off the mark, I can hardly ketchup to you!

Bean trying hard?

 

[Beezer]

This thread is getting really fruity. I'm plum fed up.

 

[Mr. Ed]

Example:
air would breath clean air to world and remove air pollution
water would absorb pollution and recycle to clean water

you can up with your own example

 

[oldaunt]

This thread is getting really fruity. I'm plum fed up.

Orange you playing any more?

 

[officerripley]

Oh, okay, it's Earth. Okay then, #5: Void; make all mental illness null and void.

 

[squatting dog]

I once told a co-worker that it wasn't all that hard to clean up the "new river" ( the New River has been characterized as one of the most polluted rivers in the United States) in Imperial valley. My plan was simple. Take the prisoners from the local prison and truck them up I-8 to the foothills a little past Ocotillo. Have them spend the day breaking big boulders into little rocks. Truck the little rocks back to the valley and dump them in the "new river" every 100 yards or so. Natural aeration would then cleanse the polluted water by the time it reached the Salton sea. Imagine the value of a fresh water sea in the desert.
I'm pretty sure that at the end of the day, prisoners would be too tired to plan an escape and just want some sleep. (thus the reduced threat of a prison riot). Plus, as an added bonus, nobody would want to be a repeat offender and have to work busting rocks. simple ehhh? follow me for more simple cures for the planets woes.