You Are Waiting for a Bus?

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Tonight I was waiting for a bus in a town I hadn't been in before. Okay pop quiz-you are at a bus station and a gentleman into his cups starts shouting profanity and punching a brick building. What do you do?

A Shriek like a little girl and run somewhere...anywhere. Yo, you need that bus...that is not a choice.
B Tell the gentleman in question that his profane tirade is really offensive.
C Pick your defense team.

The answer is C. There is a woman next to you with a huge heavy handbag. Girlfriend is pretty big as well and she is screaming into her phone. Any problem and she will beat them to death with that bag. Then you have the calm young linebacker to the side. There is no way they are going to approach him. You are safe.
 

Tonight I was waiting for a bus in a town I hadn't been in before. Okay pop quiz-you are at a bus station and a gentleman into his cups starts shouting profanity and punching a brick building. What do you do?

A Shriek like a little girl and run somewhere...anywhere. Yo, you need that bus...that is not a choice.
B Tell the gentleman in question that his profane tirade is really offensive.
C Pick your defense team.

The answer is C. There is a woman next to you with a huge heavy handbag. Girlfriend is pretty big as well and she is screaming into her phone. Any problem and she will beat them to death with that bag. Then you have the calm young linebacker to the side. There is no way they are going to approach him. You are safe.

D. Hit the wall too and yell " Yeah! " ( camouflage) :p
 
Yeah but there is pee and vomit on that wall...if you are old and any ethnicity you are transparent...good to be you.
 


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