You Can't Make This Stuff Up, Customer Edition

fureverywhere

beloved friend who will always be with us in spiri
Location
Northern NJ, USA
I don't think I've shared this yet forgive me if I did...

A few days ago I was working evening till closing. We get any number of interesting regular customers. But this one night must have been a full moon.

Customer one was very young, pretty, and heavily tattooed. In her basket was an open dog carrier and two of the friendliest little pups I've met for awhile. Mami unloaded her cart, at least ten precious pieces of dog clothing, premium food and toys. I kid you not...$507. She just shrugged and handed me her credit card...you gotta dress your kids ya know?

A few hours later there was noise unseen from the middle of the store. A bunch of male voices laughing and chattering at the top of their lungs. It got louder and louder as they got to the register. I had a bunch of people in line so I still couldn't see what was happening. You could hear

" Come on my MOUSEY GIRL!!! You can do this!!!! Come to Dadddeeee. Mahhhnnn so can do it there she goes. Come on, come on. Brahhh put yours up here tooo, Mine is so faster! LOOK at HER GO!!!! Put them on the conveyer belt WHOOOO HOOOOO!"

A whole group of college guys, kind of looked like the hipster Grateful Dead. Possibly into their first keg of the night. Perhaps they were tired of beer pong and had an awesome idea. Mouse racing! All you need is to wobble down to the local pet store, get a cage, mouse exercise balls and another keg and you have the evening's entertainment.
 


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