IKE
Well-known Member
- Location
- Oklahoma....U.S.A.
1. You let your 14 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table....in front of her kids.
2. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
3. Someone in your family died right after saying, "hey, hold my beer and watch this."
4. You think Dom Perignon is a mafia boss.
5. Your junior prom offered day care.
6. You lit a match in your bathroom and your house exploded.....right off it's wheels !
7. Your Halloween pumpkin has more teeth than your spouse.
8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
9. You think the last words of the Star Spangled Banner are......'Gentlemen start your engines'.
10. One of your your kids was born on a pool table.
11. One of your ex-wives and your daughter work at the same strip joint.
12. You think Sean Penn is the capital of Cambodia.
13. You only go to family reunions to pick up women.
2. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
3. Someone in your family died right after saying, "hey, hold my beer and watch this."
4. You think Dom Perignon is a mafia boss.
5. Your junior prom offered day care.
6. You lit a match in your bathroom and your house exploded.....right off it's wheels !
7. Your Halloween pumpkin has more teeth than your spouse.
8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
9. You think the last words of the Star Spangled Banner are......'Gentlemen start your engines'.
10. One of your your kids was born on a pool table.
11. One of your ex-wives and your daughter work at the same strip joint.
12. You think Sean Penn is the capital of Cambodia.
13. You only go to family reunions to pick up women.
