Your rich uncle dies leaving you 27 cats.

I'm leaving all 3 of my kids the same amount, even the one that I am estranged from and who I know will just piss it away as fast as he can. I'm not going to give him the satisfaction of being able to say "See, dad always favored the other two over me" after I'm dead.

I'm donating everything to homelessness veterans groups I know and trust. No arguing, expecting or waiting.
 
Anyone see the old Twilight Zone episode where a woman took care of, did everything the rich old bossy, ornery, pain-in-the-neck man owner of an estate required of her, hoping by suffering through bearing it all would get her his estate? Well he did will it to her, -- along with a robot/android? with his bossy, etc. personality & voice exactly like his that, in order to keep the estate, she was not allowed to dispose of. Episode ended with her in shocked despair. đŸ˜² đŸ¤£
I felt sorry for the niece Barbara, played by Constance Ford.
 
When my very handsome father died my butt ugly brother inherited the house, dad’s antique car, his savings and baseball card collection.

I inherited dad’s 660 pound anvil that our great-grandfather had in his blacksmiths shop. It’s OK, I’m happy. I inherited dad’s good looks.
 

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