Lil Johnny's in His Kia Sorento and is at the Traffic Light next to the Rolls-Royce.
He rolls down the window and says "that's an impressive car, does your Rolls have Wi-Fi? My Kia does!"
The Rolls driver replies, "Yes, it has Wi-Fi." Lil Johnny says, "Nice! And do you have a fridge in there? I have a fridge in the backseat of my Kia!"
The Royce driver, getting irritated, responds, "Yes, there's a refrigerator." "That's cool, man! What about a TV? I've got a TV in my Kia's backseat!" The Rolls driver, increasingly annoyed, says, "Yes, there's a television. A Rolls-Royce is the epitome of luxury vehicles!" "Thats an amazing car! But, do you have a bed in there? I've got a bed in the back of my Kia!" Frustrated that his car lacks a bed, the Rolls driver splits.
He goes the dealership and orders a bed to be installed in his Rolls. The following morning, he picks up his car, and the bed looks fantastic, complete with silk sheets and elegant brass accents. It's undoubtedly a bed suited for a Rolls-Royce. The driver spends the entire day searching for the Kia.
Finally, late that night, he spots the Kia parked with fogged-up windows. He gets out of his Rolls-Royce and knocks on the Kia's window. At first, there's no response, but then Lil Johnny pokes his head out, dripping wet.
"I now have a bed in the back of my Rolls," the driver declares smugly.
"Did you really hafto drag me out of the shower just to tell me that?!"