Meanderer
Supreme Member
A man buys a huge new car and shows it to his neighbor. Its great says
the neighbor but does it have a bed in like mine? But your car is tiny
says the man. Yes but watch this, the neighbor presses a button on his
tiny car's dashboard and a bed unfolds. The man rushes back to the car
showroom and demands a bed be fitted to his new car. The next day the
man takes his huge car ( now fitted with a bed ) to show his neighbor
but the neighbor is out. The man drives around looking for the neighbor
and sees his car parked up in a rest stop with all the windows steamed
up! The man goes to the car and starts banging ion the window. There
is no signs of the neighbor and the windows are too steamed up to see
inside. He bangs again, and again and eventually the neighbor (naked)
wipes a circle into the steamed up window.
"What the hell do you want?"
"My car has a bed like yours!"
"GEEZ! you got me out the shower to tell me that!!!"
the neighbor but does it have a bed in like mine? But your car is tiny
says the man. Yes but watch this, the neighbor presses a button on his
tiny car's dashboard and a bed unfolds. The man rushes back to the car
showroom and demands a bed be fitted to his new car. The next day the
man takes his huge car ( now fitted with a bed ) to show his neighbor
but the neighbor is out. The man drives around looking for the neighbor
and sees his car parked up in a rest stop with all the windows steamed
up! The man goes to the car and starts banging ion the window. There
is no signs of the neighbor and the windows are too steamed up to see
inside. He bangs again, and again and eventually the neighbor (naked)
wipes a circle into the steamed up window.
"What the hell do you want?"
"My car has a bed like yours!"
"GEEZ! you got me out the shower to tell me that!!!"
