If you had to dive into a pool of something other than water....

Rye Whiskey:
If the ocean was whiskey and I was a duck,
I'd dive to the bottom and never come up.
But the ocean ain't whiskey and i ain't no duck
So I'll play Jack of Diamonds and trust in my luck.
 
Nothing thick, anyway. If diving into something, it would have to be somewhat deep so that you don't hurt yourself landing and so pudding would be somewhat scary like quicksand. Carbonation could be a problem, too, if you swallow it. I think some kind of watered-down fruit juice would work.
 

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