Are Cats Spies Sent by Aliens?.....One of the Internet's Best Conspiracy Theories

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Domestic house cats, it seems, may be alien sentinels—sent to spy on us and report their findings back to the mother ship. Or, as some theorists have put it, they’re like alien camcorders tracking our every move.

http://motherboard.vice.com/blog/ar...xamines-a-favorite-internet-conspiracy-theory
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Examine the evidence and decide for yourself: (link)

1. There is no documentation before ancient Egypt that mentions the existence of cats. And in ancient Egypt, they were worshipped as gifts from the gods.

2. Science is baffled by a cat's purr, and cannot determine how the sound is produced. (Feedback, much?)

3. If you hold a cat's ears back and describe what you see, it is a perfect match to the classic "grey alien," with its almond-shaped eyes, small mouth, and small nose.

4. A cat can see exponentially better than you. Making it appear that it must be more advanced evolutionarily speaking. How?

5. Ever watch a cat wake from a deep sleep and run out of the room in an instant? Transmissions from the mothership coming in, and they must be alone.

6. All things that come out of cats are totally unnatural. (Not of this earth.)

7. Cats survive situations that any earthbound animal would surely perish in. How can a cat fall out of a four-story building backwards, and land on its feet? (Anti-gravity properties.)

8. If you die, your cats will eat you. Not really a link between cats and Aliens, but still pretty creepy.
 
According to historical documents, Ancient Egypt was visited by aliens from the planet Sirius, who resembled cats. This is why they regarded them as sacred. They certainly behave as though they know something we don't!
 
There is one enormous error in this fantastic, misguided, delusion that cats were somehow employed by aliens to spy on humans. I'm sorry , but it's pretty apparent that, whoever started this flagrant rumor had no knowledge of cats. Cats do not "work" for anyone-neither god nor beast.. According to feline law, cats "are," and the world revolves around them.. It's most probably the aliens work for cats. It's hard to misinterpret this great cosmic cat truth.

BTW, I have to say that I'm impressed by the art, and comments in the previous posts.
 
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fuzzybuddy said:
There is one enormous error in this fantastic, misguided, delusion that cats were somehow employed by aliens to spy on humans. I'm sorry , but it pretty apparent that, whoever started this flagrant rumor had no knowledge of cats. Cats do not "work" for anyone-neither god nor beast.. According to feline law, cats are, and the world revolves around them.. It's most probably the aliens work for cats. It's hard to misinterpret a great cosmic truth.

BTW, I have to say that I'm impressed by the art, and comments in the previous posts.
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Rosemarie said:
According to historical documents, Ancient Egypt was visited by aliens from the planet Sirius, who resembled cats. This is why they regarded them as sacred. They certainly behave as though they know something we don't!
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Can you give a link to these documents please?
 
i grew up with dogs... all BIG, goofy things... loved them all. switched to cats several years ago when having a dog (of almost any size) became exceedingly difficult. was rescued at animal shelter by teeny ball of fur. the FIRST thing i learned was... CATS are NOT dogs! ponder that for a while!

you can't intimidate a cat... or at least not very easily. if you accidentally step on a dog's toes, it'll likely yelp and then walk around the rest of that day apologizing for something that could very likely have been all YOUR fault. now a cat... will harbor ill will for a while cuz they KNOW you planned the attack. you'll get that "look" that warns you to watch your back until further notice!
 

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