Butterfly
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Good one, Gary!
Meanwhile, at The Taproom
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StarSong
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Ahhhh.... Sister Morphine. Now you're talking, Rose!
Say what you will about big pharma, they do make the most sublime drugs....
Say what you will about big pharma, they do make the most sublime drugs....
StarSong
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I've heard a theory that auto-correct is actually controlled by tiny helpful elves that live inside our electronic devices.
Problem is, they're usually drunk.
Perhaps they spend a bit of time in the Elf Taproom...
Problem is, they're usually drunk.
Perhaps they spend a bit of time in the Elf Taproom...
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StarSong
Awkward is my Superpower
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I've got just the thing for you, RR.
StarSong
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Pfffttt.... most of the vegetable kingdom is made up of lazy slackers.
Potatoes are to the rest of the vegetables as cocoa beans are to the fruit world. Gotta love the over-achievers!
Potatoes are to the rest of the vegetables as cocoa beans are to the fruit world. Gotta love the over-achievers!
RadishRose
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"cucumbers with anxiety" lololol 
RadishRose
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But it's true! It just sounds so weird.
StarSong
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Sometime my response to "Have a nice day" is "Don't tell me what to do. You're not the boss of me."
Granted, that's usually during a conversation with my grands, and with smiles on our faces.
The 4 and 7 year old set find me hilarious.
Granted, that's usually during a conversation with my grands, and with smiles on our faces.
The 4 and 7 year old set find me hilarious.
RadishRose
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StarSong
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It sounds like something Tony Soprano might have said, "Enjoy your next 24 hours" while muttering under his breath, "because that's all you're gonna have..."
RadishRose
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So true!!! LOL
That was the intent, and I also experimented with putting in wording like that, but it kinda ruined the funny
Good call
StarSong
Awkward is my Superpower
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Being from NY and of Italian descent, I'm well versed with the practice of implied threats.
StarSong
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Ok, so I was at the library today and after I checked out the librarian said, "Have a nice day."
I couldn't help myself... Yes, I did. I very cheerfully said, "Have a nice 24 hours!"
From the look on her face I'm pretty sure she put a notation on my account that I need to be watched.
I couldn't help myself... Yes, I did. I very cheerfully said, "Have a nice 24 hours!"
From the look on her face I'm pretty sure she put a notation on my account that I need to be watched.
RadishRose
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Oh, I can just see that
Librarians are easy marks
I can well imagine her thought pattern the next 24 hours
We're doing some shopping today
I gotta find the right cheery cashier
StarSong
Awkward is my Superpower
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I'm expecting you to report back, Gary!
Well, it didn't happen
Nobody said 'have a nice day'
I think all the cashiers are onto me
Moving along;
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StarSong
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That sort of teleporting happens on a regular basis in nursing homes. Residents fall asleep in wheelchairs by the nurses desk and the next thing they know they're in their beds.Well, it didn't happen
Nobody said 'have a nice day'
I think all the cashiers are onto me
Moving along;
Be careful what you wish for...
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