Football Season

In this era of fake news, fluff news, it is okay to make up your own reality.
Basically, I'm just making up nonsense-I've joined those who refuse to believe what our locally and national news tells us.
I watch BBC on PBS, I gave up watching Network News when they started running promos for their TV programs in th.

Therefore, I can make my own fake news.
I watch the NFL channel where they talk, talk, talk about the same topic.
I am tired of their opinions of Tom Brady and the Cowboys-Don't you know Jerry Jones is in media heaven, they run bits of his opinions
(Is the Pats owner-Kraft in the process of becoming a 'media hound.')

Love BB sound bites, he is amused by the medias incessant demand on any plans for next season.
His expression is one of 'I'll utter as few words as possible as these media people are nuts.''

Kaila: You have made me a Semi-Pat's fan.

Regarding football in general, Old Dummy's post (#625) will be my perpetual state during playoffs.
Fake News, Cowboys by special order of Commissioner of League: There will be two Super Bowls
Cowboys and Pats will be on TV at Midnight on same day they present the first Super Bowls.
 

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Great post, @jerry r. garner

@Old Dummy
Basically, we were surprised by, or we don't like, what tv is telling us (or internet or other)
so we are making stuff up.

Feel free to join us! :LOL:

On our own "network" your Bills won. Congrats, there.:ROFLMAO:

(Oops, sorry Bonnie.... they BOTH won? :))

We are tired of hearing the same media experts who are obsessed with future predictions,
so they are repeated, for months, when they mean nothing but money for someone who is talking, and they are all advertising for...themselves.

My own curiosity , or my Burning questions: I wonder if Jason Garret actually could coach, if it were himself instead of a mannequin?
Does he have skills that were well hidden?
Does he have any coaching experience?
LOL

He is being interviewed for Offense coordinator for the NY Giants now?!! :oops:
I didn't notice he had the qualifications, but he might.
We cant judge the skill or lack, by what someone does, when not allowed to move.

I like the idea of having our own "alternate realities" :ROFLMAO:

That was funny about the other superbowl Jerry is planning for our amusement.

While my spell check wants me to change superbowl, to "superb owl" :giggle::sneaky::)
 
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@Old Dummy
Just fyi, and for anyone else who wants to know and doesn't follow Dallas Cowboys,

we were bantering about their owner (JJ) , who makes all the football decisions (and hogs media interviews, etc) while his Head coach, (Garret) has not seemed to be doing anything but standing there in costume, as he would not be permitted to overshadow the owner.
Now, after some years, owner has finally fired him and hired a new one.

Some of us are wondering how that will turn out.
He'd had several head coaches in the past 10 years, (prior to Garret) as far as I vaguely recall.
Those stints didn't go well, despite talented players on roster.
 

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(Oops, sorry Bonnie.... they BOTH won?

I was amused when the refs were explaining the Overtime rules, for that game,
the ref said, the game cannot end in a tie.
:ROFLMAO:
He needed to tell the players that? :sneaky:
IT WAS an elimination playoff game!
:D
I cant make this stuff up!
 
LOL, I don't really follow the gossip. I just watch the games (that I'm interested in) and maybe the commentary on the local TV news following a Bills game.

Sometimes I also listen to the local radio sports guy who is on at night while I'm cooking and doing dishes (only during the NFL season). But I don't even do that as much as I used to cuz at least half of every hour is ads and news -- and it wasn't like that a few years ago.

I was going to actually time the lack of content and then write a bitchy email to the radio station but I don't care that much. If they want to cut their own throats, have at it.

Call me old school, but I find it amazing that people can make a living talking about "sports." And what are "sports"? According to The Old Dummy's Dictionary: "Two groups of people doing things to various sized mostly roundish objects within a defined area for no apparent reason." This is what the Martians think when they zip down and look, or at least that's what they've told me so I'm going with it.

And these people get paid YUGE amounts of money. So then to pile on, innumerable OTHER people make pretty decent livings TALKING ABOUT what the ball-chasers are doing. These comments are mostly just tongue-in-cheek, and are maybe light-hearted pokes at how easy life in America actually is, but it comes from this: My long-gone parents were young adults during the Depression and had a tough time of it, so some of that rubbed off on me. So I maybe have a different view of what is actually important in life and what is fluff. Sports, and talking about sports, is fluff.

Back to comical sports critique: After any game, you can predict almost word-for-word what a head coach or QB is going to say -- depending on if they won or lost. It is such nonsense. They should just make two videos -- one for lost games and one for winners -- and just give the appropriate one to the media after a game. Nobody would know that they are repeats from the week before -- cuz the live ones are anyway and nobody seems to notice.

And the "picks" on the local radio shows are beyond silly: They spend a lot of time going back and forth about who will win and why, outright win, with points, yadda yadda yadda. Then the next week, after all the games are over, they NEVER EVEN TALK ABOUT THEIR PICKS and who was right and who wasn't. I honestly don't get this.

And if my sis wants to meet for supper this Saturday, it probably won't happen. I don't care TOO much about the early game, but I do like watching SF. So we'll see. But I *will* be watching the late game -- take it to the bank!

At any rate, that's my story AND IMMA STICKIN' TO IT!
 
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Okay, I'm going to become a talking head, posting silly, half-news, fake news and outright lies.
This is what the NFL deserves.

BB will be required to attend to a remedial speech school and graduate before he is allowed to hold another press conference.

Jerry Jones will enter a monastery as soon as he deals with the required vow of silence, he's have some difficulty with that requirement.
However, he is a very bright individual, should be able to learn sign language in a few months so we can expect more foolishnessl

Cowboys new coach is their mascot-the silly guy dressed in outlandish rubberized cowboy costume. His name is Rowdy (I think).

All NFL officials will receive total eye implants and must learn how to read rule book, a rule ignored to date.


Cowboys favored by 3 over Pats in Super Bowl

Touching or pushing a referee in NFL is grounds for ejection, there are no rules about shooting, hitting with clubs...
This was discussed in two hour meeting by Saints.
 
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BB will be required to attend to a remedial speech school and graduate before he is allowed to hold another press conference.

Jerry Jones will enter a monastery as soon as he deals with the required vow of silence, he's have some difficulty with that requirement.
Cowboys new coach is their mascot-the silly guy dressed in outlandish rubberized cowboy costume. His name is Rowdy (I think).

All NFL officials will receive total eye implants and must learn how to read rule book, a rule ignored to date.
Cowboys favored by 3 over Pats in Super Bowl

:ROFLMAO::giggle::ROFLMAO:
 
They should just make two videos -- one for lost games and one for winners -- and just give the appropriate one to the media after a game.

Great suggestion!(y)
But....don't they already do this? :unsure: :sneaky:

"Two groups of people doing things to various sized mostly roundish objects within a defined area for no apparent reason." This is what the Martians think when they zip down and look, or at least that's what they've told me so I'm going with it.

Yes, stick with your story on this. It seems totally rational, to me.:rolleyes::)

And if my sis wants to meet for supper this Saturday, it probably won't happen.

That's the most important update on this topic, I was looking for. :ROFLMAO:

Let us know. :LOL:
I thought she probably knows you as well as we do, and would not bother to invite you last week.
Keep us posted, on whether she thinks you are available now or not.
 
OD
I kind'a like Collingsworth, he reminds me of Don Meredith on Monday Night Football, they both would not let the football game interfere
with their stories.
Sometimes the stories were far more interesting that the football game. (Remember Howard Cosell-mercy)

I've been thinking, You and Kaila might want to join up for 'The Real Football and Sports News<" program We Will soon start, items like:


The Real Sporting News by correspondences, OD, Kaila, Lethe200, DaveA, Bonnie, 5656, who am I forgetting?

Two tigers escaped from Detroit Zoo , ate three members of Detroit Lions Professional Football Team-Public opinion is mixed:
'it's no great loss,,," says general manager of Detroit Lions.

SF Earthquake: occurred at 1:00 P.M. epicenter occurred at forty-niners practice field-the 49's are no more, no other fatalities reported, a nation mourns.

Jerry Jones was surrounded by several members of media, remained silent for 15 seconds-Unbelievable says sporting news.

Ravens football Team attacked by hundreds of blackbirds, foul play suspected by other playoff teams, commissioner launches investigation
 
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I said:
They should just make two videos -- one for lost games and one for winners -- and just give the appropriate one to the media after a game.

Kaila said:
Great suggestion!(y)
But....don't they already do this? :unsure: :sneaky:

Dang, you might be right. They've fooled me all these years. Oh well, at least I got my name right.
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Me:
[Sports is] "Two groups of people doing things to various sized mostly roundish objects within a defined area for no apparent reason." This is what the Martians think when they zip down and look, or at least that's what they've told me so I'm going with it.

K:
Yes, stick with your story on this. It seems totally rational, to me. :rolleyes::)

Well of course. Be sure to watch "60 Minutes" this Sunday -- they're interviewing me on this very subject. I have pix of the Martians that they are very interested in too.

Me:
And if my sis wants to meet for supper this Saturday, it probably won't happen.

K:
That's the most important update on this topic, I was looking for. :ROFLMAO:

Let us know. :LOL:
I thought she probably knows you as well as we do, and would not bother to invite you last week.
Keep us posted, on whether she thinks you are available now or not.

Will do. Imma thinking I may go if she calls. We usually meet around 6 to 6:30, so I can watch a lot of the SF game at home before that, and still be home in time to watch the late game.
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STORM UPDATE: Now the weather-dude says that there probably WON'T be an ice storm Saturday. Still getting 1-2 inches of rain but it will be above freezing.

Darn. Now if my sis calls I'll have to meet them for supper. :mad:
 
You could send her a photo of your place, taken in some long ago worst snow blizzard, and tell her that's your present weather, so you couldn't go....
even if she only lives down the street....then tell her the storm is very localized.
:ROFLMAO:

Or ask her if she does take-out.... :LOL::oops:o_O

No, forget those!
I was just trying to be super helpful. :rolleyes::sneaky:

It could be a lot worse, of course, than having a sibling offer a cooked meal.:)(y)

Worse would be....um.... that you DID get the snowstorm, and it knocked your power out, so you couldnt go AND you couldnt see the game either!:oops:
:)
 
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The game i'd most prefer to watch, of the 4 NFL this weekend, is the Packers/Seattle match-up...
but that one is on the most difficult time slot for me....

why do they always plan them,that way, with my difficulties in mind? :ROFLMAO:
 
Oops, wrong again...confused again, am I.....:rolleyes:

The Balt Ravens V.S. Tenn is in the most difficult time slot for me, and that game I can forego.
It's likely to be a landslide, and we'll then get the opportunity (wanted or not) to watch Balt play again the next week.

So, the one i'd prefer to watch, (Packers/Seattle) is in the 2nd worst time slot for me.
I wonder why they planned it that way.
o_O:LOL:
 
You could send her a photo of your place, taken in some long ago worst snow blizzard, and tell her that's your present weather, so you couldn't go....
even if she only lives down the street....then tell her the storm is very localized.
:ROFLMAO:

Or ask her if she does take-out.... :LOL::oops:o_O

No, forget those!
I was just trying to be super helpful. :rolleyes::sneaky:

It could be a lot worse, of course, than having a sibling offer a cooked meal.:)(y)

Worse would be....um.... that you DID get the snowstorm, and it knocked your power out, so you couldnt go AND you couldnt see the game either!:oops:
:)

Heh, no cooked meal either way. :( We all meet at a bar/restaurant.

Ice storm/lose power: I have a whole-house generator so I can't use that excuse for anything! :cool:
 
Oops, wrong again...confused again, am I.....:rolleyes:

The Balt Ravens V.S. Tenn is in the most difficult time slot for me, and that game I can forego.
It's likely to be a landslide, and we'll then get the opportunity (wanted or not) to watch Balt play again the next week.

So, the one i'd prefer to watch, (Packers/Seattle) is in the 2nd worst time slot for me.
I wonder why they planned it that way.
o_O:LOL:

Yes, I think the NFL should schedule the games when it's convenient for you, and also around my drinking/eating habits.

Here's to you, NFL:
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NFL Playoff Predictions: Our Picks for the Divisional Round
Lamar Jackson is back, the 49ers are healthy, the Chiefs have built a surprising defense and the Packers are more than Aaron Rodgers.
NY Times by Benjamin Hoffman, Jan. 10, 2020

After an NFL wild-card round in which both No. 6 seeds advanced and three teams won on the road, the bar is set awfully high for this weekend’s action. Enter Baltimore, SF, KC and Green Bay, which just spent a bye week resting and plotting a course to the conference championship games.

Saturday
No. 6 Minnesota Vikings at No. 1 SF 49ers, 4:35 p.m., NBC

Pick: 49ers
Thanks to an all-around effort on both sides of the ball, the Vikings (10-6) pulled off the biggest upset of the wild-card round, eliminating the New Orleans Saints, thus establishing themselves as the feel-good team of the postseason. But the importance of the 49ers’ first-round bye cannot be overstated. Thanks to the week off, the 49ers (13-3) should have Dee Ford (hamstring) back at edge rusher, thus sorting out the rotation on their defensive line, and Jaquiski Tartt (rib) back at safety, fortifying their secondary.

Those reintroductions were expected, but in one that wasn’t, linebacker Kwon Alexander, who tore his pectoral muscle in Week 9, is potentially coming off the injured reserve list for the game. Alexander, like many of his teammates, tends to struggle with run defense, but his coverage skills at linebacker are among the best in the league. His presence alone could force Vikings RB Dalvin Cook into a more one-dimensional role than the one he inhabited last weekend, when he rushed for 94 yards and gained 36 through the air.

With those key defenders back, SF can do what it does best: Send some combination of Nick Bosa, DeForest Buckner, Arik Armstead and Ford at the QB on nearly every play, and let Richard Sherman lead a secondary more than capable of holding its coverage for an extended period. That Vikings WRs Adam Thielen (ankle) and Stefon Diggs (illness) will potentially play at less than 100 percent makes life even more difficult for QB Kirk Cousins.

Minnesota’s defense is hardly a group of pushovers, but SF’s run-heavy approach should be effective, and QB Jimmy Garoppolo has shown some creativity in getting the ball to his receivers and to his favorite weapon, tight end George Kittle. This game seems like an obvious win for SF. Of course, the same could have been said of New Orleans.

No. 6 Tennessee Titans at No. 1 Baltimore Ravens, 8:15 p.m., CBS
Pick: Ravens
The aesthetics are not similar, but the strategy for both the Titans (9-7) and the Ravens (14-2) has been well established: Run the ball, run the ball more, run the ball a few more times, then catch the defense sleeping with a big passing play. It may not be Sean McVay or Kliff Kingsbury’s idea of a modern and sophisticated approach to offense, but it is hard to argue with the results.

Tennessee has been a terrific story this season, and proved a lot of people wrong with a huge win over New England in last weekend’s wild-card round. The reason for the double-digit point spread in this game boils down to two teams having a similar approach, but Baltimore executing it far better.

Led by QB Lamar Jackson — who should set a reminder on his phone to pick up his Most Valuable Player Award on Feb. 1 — the Ravens were the No. 1 rushing team in the NFL But saying they were No. 1 almost sells them short. Baltimore’s 3,296 rushing yards were the most in NFL history, and 1,073 more than Tennessee managed despite the Titans finishing third in the league. Almost as a side note, Jackson, who set a single-season record for rushing yards by a QB, also led the NFL in passing TDs with 36.

Tennessee will do its best to counter the Ravens with a power running game led by Derrick Henry and a vertical passing attack led by Ryan Tannehill. Based on how things typically played out for the Titans this season, the expectation should be for Baltimore to build up an early lead and for Tennessee to claw its way back to respectability. The prospect of an upset is remote, and Tennessee’s season will almost assuredly end, but it is hard to believe that Titans Coach Mike Vrabel will allow his team to go out quietly in a blowout.

Sunday
No. 4 Houston Texans at No. 2 KC Chiefs, 3:05 p.m., CBS

Pick: Chiefs
KC had an enormous imbalance between its offense and its defense in 2018, and it appeared that gap would grow in 2019 when the Chiefs (12-4) lost Dee Ford, Justin Houston, Eric Berry, Allen Bailey, Ron Parker and Steven Nelson through trades and free agency. That group accounted for 29 sacks, 14 forced fumbles and four interceptions in 2018 and had combined for 10 career Pro Bowl appearances.

Instead, a reworked defense led by the veteran Tyrann Mathieu, whose off-season signing solidified the team at safety, and Chris Jones, a terrific defensive tackle, improved the Chiefs from 24th in points allowed last season to seventh in points allowed this season, while also dragging KC from 31st in yards allowed per game to 17th.

In Week 6, however, things did not look so good for the team. They were beaten at home by the Texans (10-6), with QB Deshaun Watson outplaying Patrick Mahomes. It was KC’s second consecutive loss at Arrowhead Stadium, and came ahead of a stretch in which the Chiefs played two games without Mahomes thanks to a knee injury, during which they split the results.

Since getting Mahomes back and in rhythm, KC has found its groove on both sides of the ball, while Houston underperformed relative to its talent. The Texans very nearly lost an A.F.C. South division title that had seemed like a foregone conclusion over the season’s first nine weeks.

Watson is terrific, but it required an outrageous comeback, and a play for the ages, for him to get his team past Buffalo in overtime last weekend. That is not a likely scenario against the Chiefs. The Texans are a reasonable bet to cover the spread, but the chances of them winning are remote.

No. 5 Seattle Seahawks at No. 2 Green Bay Packers, 6:40 p.m., Fox
Pick: Packers
The National Weather Service is predicting heavy snow in Green Bay on Saturday night, but on Sunday things should be clear, if a bit chilly, with a high for the day of 25 degrees. That is nothing new for Aaron Rodgers and the Packers (13-3), who seem to run and throw with ease regardless of conditions, but it could present an issue for the Seahawks (11-5), who did not play a game this season with a kickoff temperature below 40 degrees.

Coach Pete Carroll said on Monday that RB Marshawn Lynch would play a larger role in the offense this weekend — specifically mentioning the weather as a key factor — and that makes a great deal of sense given how effective Lynch has looked in limited action over the last two weeks, especially around the goal line.

Trying to contain Lynch will be a Green Bay defense that did not deliver on its early-season promise, finishing in the middle of the pack in most advanced defensive statistical categories. That may give the man they call Beast Mode some room to run. But should the conditions limit QB Russell Wilson, that would give Rodgers and Packers RB Aaron Jones all the advantage they would need to take care of business at home.
 
Who can argue with Leth2oo's reasoning.

I suppose I have a soft spot for JJ, would like to see this monster man win. He singlehanded has done so much for his team. However,
that can be said of many other players. It is hard to go against Mahomes.

KC and Saints were by picks to be in Super Bowl.

Vikes can't do it two games in a row; plus they beat my super bowl pick.

Titians are in big trouble unless Ravens have a complete breakdown.

Now, what should be the game of the weekend: Seahawks and Aaron Rodgers.
If the game was not In Green Bay, I could lean towards Russell.
Lethe 200 points out Seahawks running game is potent, if they can keep the ball away from Rogers by eating up the clock they can win.

I've been reading about Rodgers, he is portrayed as something akin to an evil man. I know he has always been evil to the Cowboys, but apparently he speaks ill of several other teams and players-- a potty mouth: of course this is news from the internet.
He was instrumental in assisting MaCarty being fired. I don't like him as he has beat Cowboys 6 out of 8 times.
Don't know what the weather will be in Green Bay, it could be a big factor.

I will root for 49's and I suppose Seahawks, rooting for Seahawks will be a strange experience.
I wish Seahawks and Packers would both lose.
 
Great analysis, there, with the personal perspectives, too, Jerry!
Your wordings are funny,:LOL:
but I've agreement with many of your ideas there....

I'm leaning to thinking Seattle will win, even with the game at Packers.
But should be close, whichever way it goes.

It would definitely be a surprise ifMinn Vikings could do it 2 weeks in a row, as you said.
 
Would I be welcome, even if I rooted for the Vikings? :LOL:

I am not having any very good reason, just seeming to feel myself leaning...toward those nice purple color uniforms? :ROFLMAO:
Or perhaps I feel sorry for QB Cousins, once so touted and promising, but too inconsistent, and on mediocre teams, so doesn't win big games?
The ongoing, persistent, but mostly rather hopeless tendancy, we have to root for Underdogs, maybe?
;)

Maybe because QB of 49ers, Garoppolo is so young and new, he can wait longer than COusins, and will be loved even if he fails, unlike Cousins?

Like I said, I have no good reason :giggle:
but need to know if i would still be welcome. :LOL:

I promise I would not be so into this game, to throw anything at the TV, or any of you.
 
When the folks posted all those spreads on Thanksgiving and Christmas, they spoiled me. I want food, lots of good food.

Drinking beer when game starts, within moderation- at times the beer has made me not care who wins. "Us go drinking."

I don't know what it is among young people ( I was one once) alcohol demands, 'get in car go get more beer, booze... and dui, run over kids...
We (I) were stupid.

OD:
At 88 degrees, you gott'a keep that liquid refreshment coming, after 5 or so drinks you can imagine your watching Cowboys and Pats.

Kaila:
I fear the Vikes just don't have the horses.
Vikes and Buffalo have each lost four Super Bowls, that's something. There are many teams that have yet to make it to the Super Bowl.
I think we see better football in the divisional playoffs.

I have a history of Cleveland Browns in 50's which is interesting, will post separately
 

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