Toilet Riddle
- Thread starter Aunt Marg
- Start date
Pappy
Living the Dream
His half assed brother was coming to visit?
Pappy
Living the Dream
In all honesty Aunt Marg, I heard the answer a long time ago. 
Treacle
Senior Member
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- Swindon Wiltshire UK
What?????? Just saw this one. I am so so slow. Not for the next one. I've got it sorted. 
LOL!In all honesty Aunt Marg, I heard the answer a long time ago.
That's okay, Pappy.
Had a funny feeling someone would come along and wipe-up (pardon the pun) on the answer quickly and for the win.
Treacle
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- Location
- Swindon Wiltshire UK
Wow @Pappy well done , clearly you have 'memory alert'. Do you know where I can buy one!!!!!!!!In all honesty Aunt Marg, I heard the answer a long time ago.
Reminded me of a good one:
An apartment tenant saw a visitor park in his assigned, paid space, so he confronted the visitor about it:
Tenant: “Sir, I pay for that space, could you move your car?”
Visitor: “Well, you have two spaces & only one car, so I thought it would be OK.”
Tenant: “I also have two toilets & only one ass; what’s it to you?”
An apartment tenant saw a visitor park in his assigned, paid space, so he confronted the visitor about it:
Tenant: “Sir, I pay for that space, could you move your car?”
Visitor: “Well, you have two spaces & only one car, so I thought it would be OK.”
Tenant: “I also have two toilets & only one ass; what’s it to you?”
You and I will join ranks again on one of Deb's up and coming riddles, Tre!What?????? Just saw this one. I am so so slow. Not for the next one. I've got it sorted.
Treacle
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- Swindon Wiltshire UK
@win231 don't do toilet humour but that made me 
Guess the lockdown tomorrow has sent me over the top!!!!!!!
Guess the lockdown tomorrow has sent me over the top!!!!!!! You and I will join ranks again on one of Deb's up and coming riddles, Tre!