Man files lawsuit over 'Hawaiian rolls' not being made in Hawaii

OK, I'm really working up my case here. My Italian bread was baked in Ohio and my English muffins definitely did not come from across the sea. My Baked Alaska came from my own Florida kitchen. The Greek yogurt didn't need a passport and the Turkish taffy wasn't pulled by Whirling Dervishes. And what's worst, there was no Swiss Miss making my cup of hot chocolate, either. CAN I TRUST NO ONE???????
 
OK, I'm really working up my case here. My Italian bread was baked in Ohio and my English muffins definitely did not come from across the sea. My Baked Alaska came from my own Florida kitchen. The Greek yogurt didn't need a passport and the Turkish taffy wasn't pulled by Whirling Dervishes. And what's worst, there was no Swiss Miss making my cup of hot chocolate, either. CAN I TRUST NO ONE???????
Well at least Scotch Whisky comes from Scotland and Cornish Pasties are made in Cornwall. I wonder if Worcestershire Sauce is unique to Worcester? Come to think of it, is The Hoover Dam made out of recycled vacuum cleaners?
 
This is why I feel they should have a process to charge all costs back to whomever clogs up courts with bogus lawsuits. Some sort of lawsuit triage ....... but many know companies instead of paying to defend this BS ....... they will just make a payment. extortion by claiming stupidity should be illegal.
 
Well at least Scotch Whisky comes from Scotland and Cornish Pasties are made in Cornwall. I wonder if Worcestershire Sauce is unique to Worcester? Come to think of it, is The Hoover Dam made out of recycled vacuum cleaners?
I just looked in the refrigerator......the Worcestershire sauce I have was made in Pittsburg, PA. Is nothing sacred?

Oh, and you'll usually find a good pasty made in Michigan...….recipes from the original Cornish miners who came over to work in the mines of the U.P.
 
I feel so slighted folks, the Polish and Vienna sausages I bought a few days I found out were made right here locally! Can you imagine?

And then to top it all off, the Neapolitan ice cream I just bought last week is from Vancouver, BC, not Italy!
 
This is why I feel they should have a process to charge all costs back to whomever clogs up courts with bogus lawsuits. Some sort of lawsuit triage ....... but many know companies instead of paying to defend this BS ....... they will just make a payment. extortion by claiming stupidity should be illegal.
I doubt this guy will find an (actual) attorney who will take his case.
 

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