Yeah, I've had it with those so-called "reality shows".
How about some REAL reality shows:
Your husband just called and his parents are coming by for dinner in a half hour. You have half a pound of hamburger, a bag of noodles and a small block of moldy cheddar cheese. You have PMS and your supposedly-pottytrained three-year-old just pooped on the couch. What do you do?
You have seven minutes to get a half-dressed and wailing toddler in the car, deposited at the day-care center and get to your important meeting on time. You just put your thumb through your last pair of panty hose and you haven't had time to shave your legs. Can you pry the toddler off your leg at the door of the day care, dash into Walgreens to get some more hose, put them in the car while trying to find a parking place at work and get to your meeting before the boss asks you for a report that you weren't told to prepare?
You take your senile Grandmother to church on Easter Sunday. Once seated, she starts making racial comments in a voice that can be heard for three city blocks. How do you maneuver an elderly lady out of a large church while simultaneously apologizing to half the congregation. (OK, I've already done this one, so I know who wins....)
Those are the *REAL* reality shows. Phooey to the other ones....I mean, put me down on an island naked and expect me to survive with only two sticks, one match and a bandana to hold my hair back? Piece of cake!!!