Sliverfox
Well-known Member
Mostly for not having current inspection tag.
Many years ago a cop pulled my sister-in-law over and tried chatting her up (that's the correct English term, yes?). Well, he picked the wrong young woman and she read him the riot act threatening to notify his superiors. A little professionalism goes a long way, buddy.When I was younger and more gorjus than I am now...I used to get stopped occasionally for no reason.. or some trumped up reason, late at night, by a single cop and they would just say they saw me go over a line or some rubbish, and then they'd be giving me the old chat-up line..
I had one cop his name was Roy..he really had the hots for me, and everywhere I went he was like a stalker... he'd be there acting like we'd just met by accident coming in different directions etc...
Thanks @Kathleen’s Place I laughed so hard my sides achedOnce while I was taking the grandkid home. I was just turning the corner of their block when the lights and sirens went off behind me. It as about 99 degrees and humid as all get out. I told the kids to go in the house, got out of the non air conditioned car and started to walk back to the police car to see what the matter be. *LOUD SPEAKER*. “Mam, turn aound and get back in your car NOW!!!” Yikes!!! It’s like 1:30 pm on a residential street. So I hurry back to my car as fast as my old fat body would allow. Sat, sweltering, in there for another 10 minutes or so while they check out my license plate I guess. Policeman finally comes to window for my license and insurance card and explains that I have a tail light out. “Sorry that I had to yell at you, but we never know who could be approaching our car.” I was almost kind of thrilled that they thought an old white haired lady would be a threat to their safety, but guess they are right...you never know![]()
My father was fined for speeding aged ninety, shortly before he/we allowed his car MOT and tax to run out, and he stopped driving, (usually on roundabouts, or at other junctions he'd be so slow away, the road that was clear suddenly had someone beeping their car horn at him for being in the way). So I was quite proud of him for getting his foot down slightly, and exceeding the speed limit for the last time, at a place heading out of town, where there was little danger to anyone!Speeding a few times. Once for driving with suspended plates due to no insurance. I was not a very responsible younger person. Better now
He could have turned on his siren and lights, and cleared the way to the hospital for your friend.A friend was pulled over for speeding while taking his pregnant and in-labor wife to the hospital. He tried to talk his way out of the ticket by explaining the situation. The police officer wrote the ticket anyway and told him if he'd slow down he'd have a better chance of getting his wife to the hospital alive.
Once with a valid excuse and I proved to the court the excuse was valid. As I remember the ticket stayed on my record but there was no fine. And yes, it involved an ill childDid any of you that got a ticket try to talk your way out of it in court, or did you just send in the fine? You wouldn’t believe the excuses I heard over the years as to why people were speeding.
I have a roast in the oven and had to run to the store and now I need to get home.
I’m late for an appointment, a meeting, etc.
My son is sick at school and he is crying for me to come and get him.
My tank is on ‘E’ and I need to hurry up and get gas.
Please don’t give me a ticket. I already have 2 on my record and a third one will send me to driving school.
My wife is having a baby and I want to be at the hospital when she delivers .
From a man pulling a trailer with a horse inside. “My horse is sick and I have to get him to the Vet.” (He was going 66 mph in a 45 zone.”
My favorite: “Do you know who I am?”
And a lot more.
I spoke to Officer Roy last week. I asked him, "Why do you keep trying when ya know Hollydolly ain't interested?"When I was younger and more gorjus than I am now...I used to get stopped occasionally for no reason.. or some trumped up reason, late at night, by a single cop and they would just say they saw me go over a line or some rubbish, and then they'd be giving me the old chat-up line..
I had one cop his name was Roy..he really had the hots for me, and everywhere I went he was like a stalker... he'd be there acting like we'd just met by accident coming in different directions etc...
Apparently she was in early labor - not an emergency by any means. He was a first time father in a panic. LOLHe could have turned on his siren and lights, and cleared the way to the hospital for your friend.