small town

[ohioboy]

I used to live in a Town so small, it had a fraction for a zip code!

 

[Ken N Tx]

I used to live in a Town so small, it had a fraction for a zip code!

Did ya go to the library and read the book??

 

[Aunt Bea]

 

[old medic]

My home town post office covered 2 hamlets, had 116 mail boxes, no rural delivery...
and not all of them were used.....

 

[Ken N Tx]

Love small towns, they shoot off the firecracker on the Fourth of July.

 

[Aunt Bea]

"I was raised in a small town. It was so small that our school taught driver's education and sex education in the same car."

- Mary Sue Terry

 

[ohioboy]

That's a good one Bea.

 

[horseless carriage]

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[jujube]

Our village was so small, we couldn't afford an idiot. Luckily the next town over had an extra one and they let us borrow him while we were raising funds to buy our own.

 

[Ken N Tx]

"I was raised in a small town. It was so small that our school taught driver's education and sex education in the same car."

- Mary Sue Terry

 

[ohioboy]

I lived in a town so small they did not use Mail, they had a Compost office.

 

[ohioboy]

I lived in a town so small Sunrise and Sunset were at the same time.

 

[ohioboy]

I lived in a town so small, when the hooker laid down, she straddled the corporation line.

 

[ohioboy]

I lived in a town so small, the telephone area code was 000.

 

[Pappy]

 

[ohioboy]

I lived in a town so small, the water supply was in a thimble.

 

[Aunt Bea]

"As I grow older, the place is no longer a little, abandoned landing switch on a railroad in Hickman County. Grinder's Switch is a state of mind – a place where there is no illness, no war, no unhappiness, no political unrest, no tears. It's a place where there's only happiness – where all you worry about is what you are going to wear to the church social, and if your feller is going to kiss you in the moonlight on the way home. I wish all of you a Grinder's Switch." - Minnie Pearl