Would you pay for enlightenment?

Naw, I wouldn't pay for enlightenment. Now, contentment? Sure, lemme get my checkbook.

Tony, hope things go well for you and your wife.
 

A horse walks into a bar; the bartender asks, "Do you want a beer?"

The horse responds, "I think not," and promptly disappears.

Now, admittedly, this joke only makes sense if you consider the French Enlightenment philosopher, Rene Descartes, who famously said, "I think, therefore I am." The horse thought not, and therefore wasn't....

But if I had mentioned that first, I would have been putting Descartes before de horse.

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I achieved complete enlightenment after eating a delicious sausage made from the meat of a South American camelid.

All credit goes to the Deli Llama.

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Mr. Ed said:
Knowing what I know now If I were not enlightened but wanted to be I would be driven to become enlightened at any cost if I thought enlightenment would come.

Of course we all know you can't buy enlightenment. 🙏
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Mr. Ed. To answer your question, we have to know what you mean by "enlightenment". We can have all kinds of interpretations of that word., and thus, answer according to those other interpretations. So what do you mean by "enlightenment".?
 
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