Embarrassing Call to Fire Dept.: 'I Am Stuck in a Metal Chair'

I call fake, but entertaining. She could have pulled the chair off by lifting it up over her head. And, I find it hard to believe that the chair couldn't be pushed down over that (shapely) butt.

Lucky chair, BTW. šŸ˜Š
 

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About 55 years ago we had a friend in the village where we lived who was a policeman. He told us of a call that came in when he was a rookie.
A severely obese woman was wedged in her bathtub and could not get out. He had to stand on the rim of the tub and physically pull her out. It seems that it was not the first time, because when he got back to the station, the other cops were having a chuckle over it.
 
fmdog44 said:
Hilarious 911 calls on YouTube will amaze you
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I don't need YouTube, my retired paramedic wife has regaled me with stories of men getting their, ahem, equipment, stuck inside glass bottles.
To lose an erection the blood needs to flow out of the *****. When the neck of the bottle is preventing that outflow, not much else they can do but call for help. A shot of muscle relaxant is enough to prise the appendage out.
One fellow though, actually did it twice, my wife's partner picked up a couple of bricks and the screaming patient actually thought that he was going to smash the bottle.
 
Ah an inventive mind at work. I don't think she should experiment with an electric mixer with the beaters installed.
 
I wasn't there but IMHO I can't imagine a crew of firefighters leaving a hand held long handle manual tube cutter on the truck and dragging the rather heavy and more so unwieldly JOL with it's supporting equipment into a house to free a person from a metal chair assembled with pop rivets.
 
If I were there as a firefighter to get her unstuck I wouldn't take the chance of injuring her by using a cutting tool to cut threw the chair legs.

My solution would be to advise her to undress so I could spread oil over her so she could slide out without injury.
 
Love how she stops to primp a couple of times in the midst of her terrifying incident. She had to know she was smaller at the top than the bottom and could lift it over her head. That's probably how she got in it in the first place.

Those people who get stuck in the tub or in a bottle the second time are obviously just attention seekers wasting other folk's time. Now all the exhibitionists have TikTok, to make life easier.
 
At my hospital, a guy, walked in. Seems he had a rash on his *****. His doc prescribed a salve, but it got all over BVDs. So, he got a steel pipe, and slipped it over his *****, but, of course, the pipe kept falling off. So he crimped the pipe. Unfortunately, his blue ***** stuck out the other end. There was great amount of pain. It took thousands of dollars in small diamond saws to cut the pipe off of him. His poor little buddy looked rather ragged, so he was given a salve. , and no pipes.

Then there was the guy in the ER, who was sawing off a big limb of a tree. Yup, he was standing on the part he was sawing away. "Just like in the cartoons".
 
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Della said:
Love how she stops to primp a couple of times in the midst of her terrifying incident. She had to know she was smaller at the top than the bottom and could lift it over her head. That's probably how she got in it in the first place.

Those people who get stuck in the tub or in a bottle the second time are obviously just attention seekers wasting other folk's time. Now all the exhibitionists have TikTok, to make life easier.
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She didn't waste my time. I learned a lot by watching her.
 

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