Bear Walks Into Ralph's Market In Porter Ranch, CA

Oh my God. Can you imagine strolling around a corner with your shopping cart, thinking about what you need to buy and encountering a bear?
 

...and asks the manager if he has berries. Manager says no, they're a lot bigger than that as he pulls out a pistol. Bear says I mean raspberries or blueberries. Oh, says the manager, putting his gun back in his belt. Try over there in the produce section.
 
When living at the cabin, we had a bear stroll thru about once a week.

mr bear.jpg

Best scene was seeing him sprawled out on his stomach shoveling cracked corn into his mouth from the once sealed 5 gal bucket

Mostly Yogi bear stuff, window shopping
Using trashcan lids as serving trays....

then ambling off

No hurries
No worries
 


Back
Top