Labor Day - 1st Monday in September

Like Armour and Colour.
Oh, so they spell those wrong too?

Sorry, I'm just having a flashback to an old Frazier episode where he bragged about spelling "color" with a "u".

No offense. We are divided by our common language.
 
"So long dear I'm off to labor."
"So I see you have labored in similar industries. What exactly what did you do in you labor."
" Damn it, I'm out of labor again."
Well, here it is, your own labor place."
"Nice to meet you. So what type of labor do you do?"
This stupid watch doesn't labor."
"Sorry boss I can't come to labor today, my wife is in work."
 

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