Another misunderstanding this morning. A man came to get old newspapers I offered online. They are from the 1800s to the 1920s. He picked them up and started to leave. I told him they weren't free. He looked shocked and said asked the price. I told him the ad said $25. He looked the ad up on his cell. He showed me and I didn't see the price shown in the ad. I then said well, give me what you think they're worth. He left without them.
He, he! Some folks sure are cheap. Festus calls the doctor in "Gunsmoke" a real "skinflint." Guess you just met one of these skinflints. Old papers are of historical value and I would not give them away. Hey, this morning I looked at my pop and country hit parade listings. They are from 2 radio stations and cover the years 1963 - 1967. I sure am not parting with them. For example, looking at the Week of May 25, 1963 listing I see:
#1 pop hit was "If You Wanna Be Happy" by Jimmy Soul
#1 country hit was "Act Naturally" by Buck Owens
You know today a song like "If You Wanna Be Happy" would never be allowed to be recorded. Look at the lyrics and see if you agree with me:
Jimmy Soul - If You Want to Be Happy Lyrics
Artist:
Jimmy Soul
Album:
The Soundtrack to Your Life: 1963 Hits
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If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall
As soon as he marries her then she starts
To do the things that will break his heart
But if you make an ugly woman your wife
you'll be happy for the rest of your life
An ugly woman cooks meals on time
And she'll always give you peace of mind
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
Sax solo
Don't let your friends say you have no taste
Go ahead and marry anyway
Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match
Take it from me, she's a better catch
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
Say man!
Hey baby!
I saw your wife the other day!
Yeah?
Yeah, an' she's ug-leeee!
Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!
Yeah, alright!
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you