Birds Aren't Real! They're Robot Drones!

Irwin

Well-known Member
The term “Birds Aren’t Real” refers to biological “Birds” no longer existing on United States soil. After the government forcibly made the entire species extinct in the 20th century, all of these real birds were replaced with surveillance drones designed to look just like Birds. To simplify- Birds no longer exist in the U.S. as a biological lifeform, thus, Birds Aren’t Real!

The Birds Aren't Real movement exists to spread awareness that the U.S. Government genocided over 12 Billion birds from 1959-2001, and replaced these birds with surveillance drone replicas, which still watch us every day. Once a preventative cause, our initial goal was to stop the forced extinction of real birds. Unfortunately this was unsuccessful, and the government has since replaced every living bird with robotic replicas. Now our movement's prerogative is to make everyone aware of this fact.

Read the full story here:
https://birdsarentreal.com/pages/the-history

Birds aren't real! Soilent Green is people! Oh, wait... wrong conspiracy.
 

Birds Aren't Real! They're Robot Drones!


So, have they taught drones how to drop poop on us, or are there still a few of those villainous seagulls still lurking about, if so, there is still one of those mean ba****ds that waits for me when I go out? 😊
 
Birds around with an attitude and strong feelings...You should hear the foul language from my humming birds...
 


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