Statements that drive you Bananas

[Snow74]

It is very early morning and I can’t sleep,so,this is the very place to be…now,about my topic…”I would not be Caught dead”. Sooo how does this work? You get a phone call ..text message..smoke signal? Any one of these let’s you know your time is up? You run to the closet change your clothes? Pull over to the curb not wanting to be caught dead and driving? You leave the spot you are at ( that stripper club) and make it to the curb? You get the picture…What statement annoys you? ( got to get some sleep before I come up with something else)

 

[Lewkat]

I could care less, when it should be I couldn't care less.

 

[Snow74]

I could care less, when it should be I couldn't care less.

I feel the same way although if I could grab a beer and a cigarette on the way to my ever after that would be nice..gave up smoking 10 years ago..still miss the darn things…

 

[Judycat]

Various bastardized forms of awaken. Woken. awoken, wokened...eeeeeeeeeeeee!

 

[shedevil7953]

Can't stand "making memories".

 

[Murrmurr]

"What statement annoys you?"

I can't quote a particular statement so I'll just say If it's a lie, it annoys me. Especially if it's about me or anyone in my family.
But lies in general are intolerable.

 

[Lawrence]

Blaming someone else or something for being in trouble not just once but all the time. When someone is talking, and I hear them say " to tell you the truth" or "to be truthful" they might as well stop talking to me for I feel that I am dealing with a liar, or they are blowing smoke up my.

 

[Irwin]

It bugs me when an opinionated person claims that all the MSM news outlets lie to us, but that person won't divulge their secret source for the "truth," nor will they cite any actual lies.

 

[Snow74]

"What statement annoys you?"

I can't quote a particular statement so I'll just say If it's a lie, it annoys me. Especially if it's about me or anyone in my family.
But lies in general are intolerable.

I always told my children I could take and try and understand whatever misdeed they did but lying I could not abide..false news..false gossip..and no one has the right to lie about one of mine!

 

[Snow74]

Can't stand "making memories".

So am I to understand I am not to remember you just made that statement?

 

[win231]

"It is what it is."
Not just annoying; really dumb.

 

[Snow74]

"It is what it is."
Not just annoying; really dumb.

Yes yes yes of course it is what it is what bloody else would it be?

 

[SeaBreeze]

I love him/her to death always rubbed me the wrong way, something I would not say about someone I loved. Also 'bite me'....how is bite me a smart comeback, are you asking to be bit? Another statement I would never use.

 

[Snow74]

My bad. Really…what does your bad look like? Do you store it in the kitchen, the bedroom..what colour is your bad? Oh you mean your mistake..now I get it!

 

[Snow74]

I love him/her to death always rubbed me the wrong way, something I would not say about someone I loved. Also 'bite me'....how is bite me a smart comeback, are you asking to be bit? Another statement I would never use.

Really guess you always kill the one you love the most..surprised That one does not ask the person you are inviting to bite you if they have their shots..rabies etc

 

[Ruthanne]

I can't think of any but I'll get back to you when I do! :_

 

[fuzzybuddy]

News broadcasts with the words '"sources say". Who in the hell else talks? Trees?

 

[Sunny]

Airline talk. For some reason, every announcement has to begin with "At this time..." What other time would it be?

 

[MMinSoCal]

I love him/her to death always rubbed me the wrong way, something I would not say about someone I loved. Also 'bite me'....how is bite me a smart comeback, are you asking to be bit? Another statement I would never use.

@SeaBreeze Yes, 'bite me' is a good one. "Pinch me' is not far behind!

 

[timoc]

When visiting a friend.

"Why do you have a bright red brolly?"

"To keep me 'ead dry", I told her, "Would you prefer me to use my green one on my next visit?"

 

[Knight]

When in a waiting room.

We'll call you shortly.

Once I said to the receptionist should I leave since my name isn't shortly. I had to explain that to her.

 

[Snow74]

News broadcasts with the words '"sources say". Who in the hell else talks? Trees?

When in a waiting room.

We'll call you shortly.

Once I said to the receptionist should I leave since my name isn't shortly. I had to explain that to her.

My brain is old and rusty..took me three reads,,another month it’ll be four

 

[win231]

"Your call is important to us."
Yeah.....sure it is.

 

[caroln]

No offense, but...
And you know you're about to be offended!

 

[Nathan]

Statements that drive you Bananas

The monthly electric service statement makes me crazy, I get an email saying I can view my statement, but I have to log in to SCE's crummy website to then download my bill. Why can't they just send the damn statement as an email attachment, like other service providers do???