Today I RETIRED.

woot woot!!
My work access was removed early in the morning before I logged on, which I'd known was possible so I worked until 2 AM last night to get tasks finished up. I was glad to get my last day totally off (though part of the day I spent packing up my laptops etc and taking them to FedEx to ship back), but it was disappointing to not get to send a goodbye email to my teammates (though now that I think of it, I probably would have wasted time stressing over the wording).
I did telephone into the morning meeting to say goodbye that way. My teammates wished me a happy retirement but the manager expressed happiness for me getting to "resign". Although I've worked a long career and gotten old and started Social Security, my manager could not call my leaving "retirement" because I've only worked at this particular company for six years, and the company definition of retirement requires having worked there 10 years. Seems that if a manager were to wish me a happy "retirement" they might cause the company to be legally required to vest me in my pitiful 3 shares of stock that were part of my bonus.

The company may keep their $291, I spent the rest of the year's FSA money today so we are even!
It was weird emotionally when I went to bring in the empty trash can (today was trash pickup day) to not feel the usual pressure to hurry back to my office in case anyone needed me. A couple times I've wandered in and out of that room. It is so naked without my work laptops.