Headline of the day

jujube

jujube

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Let's have a thread going for ridiculous headlines you see.

I'll start out with this one I just came across: "Delta says it will cancel about 100 flights a day in July and August to prevent major travel disruptions".

Say whaaaat? In order to make your vacation more enjoyable and less stressful, they'll cancel your flight?

I'm so glad that Delta has my back........
 

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One that I heard on the radio in Scotland in 1986,
the D. J. announced the up-coming wedding of a
young lady called Emma Smith to Andrew Roids.

She will forever afterwards, be a pain in the rear,
as Emma Roids.

Mike.
 
These are from a Readers Digest site that published funny ones found on Facebook:

Headline from the Seattle PostIntelligencer: “Mom Warns Son to ‘Watch Out for Idiots,’ Rear‑Ends His Motorcycle.”

"A few months ago, Hamas “arrested” a dolphin for being an Israeli spy. Readers of Reason magazine came up with titles for the film this action might inspire: • Orcapussy..."

We all make mistakes. Some are just more public than others, like these real newspaper typos: “Here the bridal couple stood, facing the floral setting, and exchanged cows.” Modesto...
 
jujube said:
Let's have a thread going for ridiculous headlines you see.

I'll start out with this one I just came across: "Delta says it will cancel about 100 flights a day in July and August to prevent major travel disruptions".

Say whaaaat? In order to make your vacation more enjoyable and less stressful, they'll cancel your flight?

I'm so glad that Delta has my back........
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Our airlines are already doing this....
 
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